Jokes about bad handwriting

Once I went to the Municipal Bureau to submit materials, I called: "Hey, is this the XX webmaster? My resume has been sent, have you received it?" He didn't understand: "What, what resume?" He said anxiously: "It's the personal resume you want me to send..." We laughed sideways. Haha, "resume" is called "resume", it's really a big girl sitting in a sedan chair - this is the first time I've heard of it. From then on, "Revised Calendar" became synonymous with him.

This man often makes jokes like this. If there is a wine named "Luzhou Laojiao", he always calls it "Luzhou Laojiao". People asked him what kind of wine he drank today, and he said: "It's not the same as before, Luzhou Laoyao?" He was called "Laoyao Laoyao" more often, so we started calling him "Laoyao". Of course he also smiled and said: "Why are you making fun of me? I'm not better than that secretary? I'm just trying to make a fuss" - that's me!

On New Year's Day, our family went to the History Museum to visit the "Ice Toilet" (Terracotta Warriors).

After getting up in the morning and sorting out our "appearance" (appearance), we gathered at the school and took a bus to Kenting for our graduation trip.

My left eyelid kept twitching last night, and I thought it was a "bra" (a bad omen). Sure enough, my wallet was taken away today.

The newspaper said that oysters contaminated with heavy metals can "cure" (cause) cancer...

My classmates and I went to a fast food restaurant for dinner last night. We ordered two burgers, "Chicken nuggets and poop" (one portion)...

When I was getting ready to go shopping on Sunday, I accidentally got pinched by the "anus" (steel door) in my hurry. It was really unlucky.

After visiting the flower market, I spent money to buy the "Sword Man" (Glade orchid) and planned to take it home for the New Year.

My history teacher has long hair shawl, short stature, bad temper, a little "breasted" (ferocious)...

I think I am a good scholar and "worry" ( A good student with excellent grades...

There are always some typos that you can’t tell your mistake

1. Eat a pound (surprise)

Whether it is Rice is like wine, and anyone who can eat a pound of it is definitely a glutton, and anyone who can eat a pound of it is definitely a ruthless person.

2. Ten fingers connected to the salary (ten fingers connected to the heart)

Firstly, those who do not work cannot eat, and only by working ten fingers can you get rice; secondly, you can get rice every month. When the time comes, I guess it won’t work even if I don’t move my fingers.

3. Father-in-law Channel (Public *** Channel) (Urban Channel)

A while ago, from CCTV to local stations, all the TV shows were historical dramas, and all you could see were father-in-law. . However, it seems that the trend has turned around these days, and super-male and super-female styles have become popular again. I guess in the eyes of people who play TV, whether it's a man, a super girl, or a father-in-law, it's all the same thing: making money. So they are also called channels.

4. Planting trees to make a living (afforestation)

It is said that the number of trees planted every year on Arbor Day is already astronomical.

5. When it comes to major events in the world, you must drink Fenjiu and drink Fenjiu (the general trend of the world is that if you divide for a long time, you will unite, and if you unite for a long time, you will divide)

No wonder it is said that all manufacturers in China are grandfathers and consumers. They are all grandchildren. Advertisements like this one that only wish to make decisions for consumers are common in China.

6. A salary of 100 million (single-mindedness)

An annual salary system. It is estimated that only Bill Gates in the world can reach the level of 100 million annual salary (if he is willing to pay his own salary) words). The problem is that the CEOs of some large and medium-sized enterprises in our country have also set annual salaries for themselves that are much higher than those of ordinary workers and technicians. Bosses do contribute more to the company than ordinary employees, but do they have to set themselves an annual salary that is dozens of times higher than ordinary employees?