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Do you like reading the lines of Jiansan? Some of them think they are so beautiful.

Jian San’s lines:

Zixuan: Never stare at a woman in a daze,

otherwise

you will be unable to help yourself Fall in love with her.

Sedum: It’s unfair, it’s so unfair

Why is everyone more handsome than me?

My martial arts skills are better than mine, and I’m richer. Powerful

All the benefits have been paid to you

How can we little people survive

Sedum: You think you are a dentist in white clothes

Sedum: My name is Sedum, the scenery of Sedum, the sky of Sedum

Sedum: I swear that if I don’t keep my promise, I won’t be able to get a wife. I can’t give birth to a son... (I can’t marry one, so I can marry two. The son was born to my wife, not me, haha)

The fox demon asked Sedum to marry Solanum and Xue Jian Choose between two (one death, one life)

After Sedum struggled, he said "I choose Xuejian"

Xuejian was overjoyed

Sedum again Added "I choose her to die"

Xue Jian...

Jingtian: Seeking death is a solemn thing for you, the eldest daughter of the Tang family. And a solemn thing, this is her first, last, and only time, because it is gone when she dies, so we have to send her to her death quietly, quietly, and quietly.

The Demon Sword kept following Jingtian, and Jingtian was very annoyed

So he said: "You are already called Jian, why are you following others so cheaply?"

< p>Sedum and his party were preparing to go to Fengdu

Sedum saw Nightshade in the snow and turned around to leave

Maoshan asked Changqing: "Is it faster for us to walk or fly with a sword?" ?"

Changqing: "Of course Yujian Kuai"

Maoshan: "Then why do we have to walk?"

Changqing: "I I don’t know.”

Singtian: The noisier this woman is, the better. I think your house is big enough. Her business alone can equal the sound of 10 people. It’s lively and lively enough. lively.

Xue Jian: If a person is born with extraordinary abilities and can do anything easily, of course he is not a hero. Only a person who will be injured and afraid will do his best to do something. This is what counts as a hero.

Inside the Demon Locking Tower:

Sedum: Is he a human?

Monster: Yes!

Sedum: How can a person live for three hundred years? If he really lived, he would become a human monster!

Taoist Priest Qingwei: Everything is possible. . . ?

Xue Jian: You must like me sooner than I like you

Sedum: That’s not necessarily true

Xue Jian: Not necessarily, it must be Like this

Sedum: Such beautiful snow

Xue Jian: Yes, but the snow will melt soon after it falls on the ground.

(Xuejian turned his head)

Xuejian: Look

Jingtian: Not to mention upright, I even beat up the eldest lady of the Tang family but.

Lin Yeping: Miss Zixuan, I want to marry you, and I want to declare to the whole world that I want to marry Miss Zixuan. (This paragraph doesn’t exist in the MS game, but it’s still very courageous.)

Zixuan: Never stare at a woman in a daze, otherwise you will fall in love with her involuntarily. (That makes sense)

Solanum nigrum: I am you, and I am the only person in the world who is qualified to jump for you. (Moved)

Long Yang: Without that sword, I can still annihilate the enemy.

Evil thoughts are like swords, and when you achieve enlightenment, you become an immortal. I am the Evil Sword Immortal. The beginning of the nameless world, the name of the mother of all things. From today on, you and I join hands to combine the evil thoughts of the world, transcend the six realms, and become the strongest in the world.

Zixuan: I want to leave you. I don’t want to interfere with you anymore. I don’t want you to be confused by the obsession with love. I want to give you freedom to achieve your ideals without any worries.

Pig woman...Caiya...

The deadline is three hundred days in the human world (Qingwei said this with great momentum and felt that he was not afraid of the heavy building at all)

Today, I want to seek justice on behalf of all the men in the world who have no money, no power, and no good martial arts skills. I won't kill you anymore, you can take it upon yourself.

There is a feeling called love at first sight.

(Jingtian said this on the premise that the Fire Ghost King is a woman, but she is)

Brother Maoshan, I can totally feel your fear, but in this case, I have absolutely no way to investigate the case ( A bit cold humor)

Brother Jing, to be honest, after knowing you for so long, I also think you are the most handsome today (this is the most shocking part in the film, Xu Changqing is definitely the king of cold jokes, Although it is completely different from the image in the game, it may have unexpected effects in the TV series)

I want an opponent, an opponent who can really make me draw my sword

I You are the hero who saves the world

Sedum: Who are you? Man in black (turns back, hood falls off): Li Xiaoyao! ! (Time travel)

Sedum: "You love Zixuan!" Maomao: "I love chicken butt!" Sedum: "Zixuan loves you!" Maomao: "Chicken butt loves me! "

Jingtian said: "The heavy snow is falling and passers-by see it, Xue Jian is happy and happy."

Xue Jian said: "Oh, Cai Ya can also write poetry. ”

Xue Jian: “You two said, isn’t she just closer to Sedum? They’ve known each other for such a long time, isn’t she just prettier than me and has a better figure?” Well, you are wearing less clothes than me! Let me tell you, I’m not angry at all, and I don’t care at all!”

Xue Jian: “The man I’m destined for is just looking up. It can be seen. What you see when you look up must be Mr. Yunting. "Actually... what you see when you look up is not necessarily clouds...