Joke Collection Website - Joke collection - The story of me and standardized writing
The story of me and standardized writing
We have seen some typos in TV advertisements, but have we really thought that Chinese characters evolved from our 5,-year history in China, but now we are joking. Like the lines in "The Water Margin": Stealing the bell as fast as lightning. Although there are no typos here, there are linguistic errors here, which are inconsistent. Because this kind of mistake is regarded as a joke, it is said in "Legend of Wulin": I saw that he stole the bell as fast as lightning and jingled. As soon as I saw this, I thought of one thing. I remember when I was in the third grade of primary school, it was still during the summer vacation. One day I saw an anecdote: once upon a time, two countries were at war, and one country was United with the other. Their leader told them to go to a place, and that leader wrote a letter again, and this place had that wrong place, which was the key fortress of the enemy. Finally, their whole army was destroyed. A foreign friend studied physics at home, but he came to China to study Chinese. His relatives and friends don't understand: What does physics have to do with Chinese? He said: "The most fundamental reason is that Chinese is charming! My mother tongue is composed of letters, which is easier to learn and read than Chinese, but you can't see anything from the letters themselves. Chinese characters are pictures, and each word is beautiful. Together, it has a deep meaning ... When I see the words' colorful English', it seems that a beautiful picture appears in front of me: a person is rowing in the lake, and it is quiet all around. Peach blossoms bloom on the shore, a gust of wind blows, and peach blossoms fall and float on the water. " How interesting Chinese characters are, so everyone should write more words. Chinese characters began with the unification of the Qin Dynasty, but some shops changed idioms into advertisements for the sake of fashion, such as signboards in the streets and shops. Clothing stores have "all clothes are obedient" and "clothes are reluctant to give up". When I turn on the TV, I can be silent (smell), bathe (do) as I like, and enjoy riding (it) ... Even when I usually do problems, I often encounter the problem of idiom abuse and correction. God, is this still our tea-scented Chinese? There is also a joke caused by mispronouncing: after getting up in the morning, we gathered at the school and took a bus to Kenting for graduation. The teacher commented: I don't know which funeral home your home is? The teacher never knew … (Yi Rong) The newspaper said that oysters polluted by heavy metals can "cure" cancer … Teacher's comment: a word difference makes people turn over! Should I hurry to raise oysters? Last night, my classmates and I went to a fast food restaurant for dinner, and we ordered two hamburgers and "chicken nuggets and a dung" … Teacher's comment: Is it delicious? Chicken manure? (A piece of chicken) On the "bumpy road" of life, we should be firm in our direction ... Teacher's comment: this road can be the ninth wonder after the Terracotta Warriors and Horses in eight wonders of the world. When watching some large-scale ceremonies or parties, there are often mispronounced places. This year, when I was watching an award ceremony held by CCTV, the host even mispronounced it. The host of CCTV is the best host in the country, and even made the mistake of pronouncing "give (ji) to (gei yu). At that time, I really had an impulse to take them back to primary school for further study, so I decided to do my best to change the wrong way people around me read it.
We should be a person who can correctly understand and write standardized words. Popularizing the standardization of language and characters has an inseparable relationship with each of us. This is our common responsibility, so am I and so are you.
- Previous article:When will we have a future in the 20-year-old mirror?
- Next article:A joke about wine
- Related articles
- 2022-06- 12 Life Mentor who teaches and dispels doubts
- What makes the audience feel embarrassed by the plot of the film and television?
- Dad is joking with the lovely baby.
- Dreaming of an ex-boyfriend is just a near and far sign.
- Wanrong joke book online reading
- Find a movie about ice skating competition.
- Reflections on Fable Stories
- Liang Han has discovered the truth about Mo Lan marrying him, why doesn't he just divorce Mo Lan?
- 200-word humorous jokes
- Classic inspirational quotes from the runaway neighbor