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1. If the sky falls, you will bear it, and I will bear it. Hehe
2. Life is chess, and I am willing to be a pawn. Although I am slow, everyone will take a step back.
3. I would rather believe in ghosts than men's broken mouths!
4. What makes us unhappy are trivial things. We can dodge an elephant, but we can't dodge a fly.
5. There are three kinds of things that hurt people: troubles, quarrels and empty wallets. One of the most hurtful things is the empty wallet.
6. It is said that men become bad when they have money. I have been a good man for more than 2 years!
7. The most terrible life is not that I don't know what tomorrow will be like today, but that I have seen my whole life now and can't change it.
8. It doesn't matter if your head is empty. The key is not to get into the water.
9. There are three things that people can't hide: cough, poverty and love. The more you try to hide it, the more shattered glass you will be.
1. There are many ways to destroy friendship, and the most thorough one is borrowing money. (It's easier to borrow money than to pay it back, so please be careful when borrowing money.)
11. Memory is like water in the palm of your hand. No matter whether you spread it out or hold it tightly, it will eventually flow through your fingers drop by drop.
12. If God wants to destroy people, he must first make them crazy; God wants to make people crazy, he must first make them buy a house.
13, face first, unable to return to heaven.
14. In the face of facts, the more developed our imagination is, the more disastrous the consequences will be. Personality signature
15. What is romance? Just send her 99 roses knowing that she doesn't like you. What is waste? Is knowing that she likes you and sending her 99 roses.
16. knowledge is a kind of food that makes the more you eat, the hungrier you feel.
17. A woman said to a man, Come to my house, and I'll give you something to eat.
18. Those who have money hold a money field, and those who have no money go home and get some money to hold a money field.
19. Although the two people standing at the top of the mountain and at the foot of the mountain have different status, they are equally insignificant in each other's eyes.
2. I'm an actor, and my eyes turn round at the sight of beautiful MM
21. It's not difficult to drive, I'm afraid there are new people!
22. Format yourself just to delete you!
23, only women and English are sad, but only wives and jobs are hard to find!
24. Don't be the next one, be the first one.
25. When I was a child, I felt that my father was not simple, then I felt that I was not simple, and then I felt that my children were not simple.
26. When we believe that we are already quite important to the world, in fact, the world is just ready to forgive our naivety.
27. The pull ring of the can loves the can, but the can is filled with coke!
28. Today, a group of Japanese people came to visit our school-to be honest, this is the first time I have seen Japanese people in clothes!
29, it's not that you don't laugh, and the powder will fall off when you smile!
3. Those who are not afraid of debt collection are heroes, but those who are afraid of debt are really poor.
31. The secret of staying young is to have a restless heart.
32. It's the greatest sorrow for people to ask for something but not get it, but give up and not get it.
33. If betrayal is a kind of courage, it takes more courage to accept betrayal.
34, high is high, it is a straw bag; Short is short, can stand stepping on; Thin is thin and muscular.
35. Playing the fool, if it is done well, is called being foolish; If you do it well, it is called deep.
36. When arguing with others, take a step back and broaden the horizon; When chasing a girlfriend, take a step back and go to the empty building.
37. I heard that women are like clothes and brothers are like brothers. Looking back, I actually ran naked in too many cooks for 2 years
38. What's the use of a handsome man? Can I use my face to swipe my card at the bank?
39. After studying for more than ten years, it is better to mix in kindergarten!
4. The depth of trust in a friend is not whether you smile at him, but whether you are willing to cry in front of him.
41. Being mean is a universal truth, and you and I are just one of them.
42. Men's mission is sacred and firm: First, to defend the motherland! The second is to listen to your own woman! Funny buckle signature design
1. My powerful head has 2G of sadness in 1G space
2. My youth is dedicated to the
3. beginning of life, who is good in nature and does not do homework, is a hero. What should the teacher do when he checks? 4. Kill the wolf and let the tiger go. 5. Every woman who is still sleeping has a lover. His name is quilt. 6. My friend is not an ATM. Even if it is, please feel if you have a card
7. Just don't want to be deformed, not a good steel.
. For short, Lady Gaga
9. My man has been labeled as me, so I want him to pay the bill
1. In this society, men and men are normal, and I think it is most appropriate for you to find them
11. Don't talk to Brother Lang, who is also very open
12. My vigorous love has long gone to the bottom, and there is no death. The tail is exposed
14. Giving equals gaining. You are self-righteous.
15. I hold a knife in my left hand and a fork in my right hand, and enjoy life slowly.
16. Carve the qq number on the tombstone and allow everyone to be my friend.
17. I don't answer you, because there is no need to answer at all.
18. You are just a landscape
19. Without the toad, the swan will be lonely
2. I don't want to be understood by you, and I don't want to be understood, so don't do to others what you don't want me to do to you
21. I don't know the sweet words you like, so I like to let the storyteller listen to you.
22. Others say that you have changed, then. China women are still the most beautiful
24. Life must be like a madman, so as to forget the bumps in life
25. I can love you desperately, but I can't love a desperate
26. Mowing the grass every day is noon, and nothing is reliable; It's better to fight the landlord when you have nothing to do
27. Dear, it's your playboy that taught me to give up
28. I can afford it and let it go. It's my boastfulness
29. Living is waiting for death. Waiting for death is because I'm still alive
3. My lazy smile is elegance that you don't understand. I have a crush on you because I have a brain problem. 32. My brother is quitting smoking, and smoking affects my image as a good citizen. 33. I can choose to quit, but I can't quit. 34. As an idiot among idiots, you are too classic. 35. When you want to be a low-key person, someone will still hold you up in high profile.
36. But we all don't like bad men.
37. Our love died, and we just want to give you a chance to be born again.
38. When the boss uses you, you are a talent. When you don't use it, you become a layoff.
39. You fall down, get up and cry for me to keep running.
4. The killer of marriage is sometimes not a mistress, but a sad mood of time.
2. The more you know, the more you look like an orphan in this world.
3. What I can give you is not what you want.
4. The world won't treat you well just because you are miserable.
5. You only heard blind people say that I like many people, but you didn't know that I had a love history of crying for three days and nights.
6, hurry up, don't look back, don't call my name, get out before I regret it, or I'm afraid I won't be able to bear it.
7. New Year's Day is fixed on Tuesday and Wednesday, and I feel a little lost.
8. I am a bad person in every way. I didn't expect you to stay with me for long.
9. I just froze and endured the pain, waiting for you to leave it hanging like that, and finally I suffered from pain.
1. Don't hide yourself too deep, too deep for people to get close to.
11. I'm really tired but pretend I'm not tired
12. Excessive kindness is to prepare a sharp sword for those who stab you to death
13. Do you believe it? Jealousy also exists in the world of friendship, which tastes no less than love!
14. I will miss you in my heart and in my dreams, and feel lonely in all the time when you are here or not. It's just because you are not with me, but I have nowhere to pay.
16. Sometimes, I'm not sad, but I don't want to say
17. The most beautiful time, but the person around me is not you.
18. I don't like the feeling of being near and far, and being cold and hot.
19. On New Year's Day, all our teachers danced horse-riding.
2, don't take my tolerance for you as a reason for your more rampant.
21. What can I say? I want to wear a couple's costume with you, open a couple's diamond, and use a lot of couples' things.
22. I admit that my popularity is not good and I have no friends to confide in.
23. People around you are too crowded and I can only alienate you.
24. Who invented League of Legends? I'll kill him!
whenever I think of you, I will lower my head and hold my hands tightly.
26. You are the only person who can instantly affect my mood and calm it down.
27. Sometimes I feel that we are no different from strangers.
28. When I am writing my homework with my head buried, I really want to crush my head teacher.
29. You said that giving up someone who cares about me has to be disappointed with him before I am willing to leave.
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31. If the moon falls, will the stars be lonely?
32. A person is standing on a street corner, blowing a cold wind and thinking about the impossible person.
33. I'd rather be like a child than watch too many things and listen to too many mistakes, just for life.
34. I let go, but I haven't let go yet; I recovered, but I haven't recovered yet; I want to get over it, but I still miss it; I forgot, but I still have memories.
35. People don't change, but they wear different masks at different times.
36. The pain in the middle of the night is experienced by people in the middle of the night.
37. I have loved you for three years, hated you for three years, missed you for three years, and studied for three years. Now I can finally let go!
38. I can't shed tears for someone who abandoned me.
39. Whether there are too many people around you, I occupy a few points in your heart.
4. I want to tell me when the whole world wants me to give up. Try again! Simple and philosophical qq signature design
1. It is a personal shame not to tell the truth, and it is a shame of the times not to tell the truth.
2. Everyone has an indestructible line of defense in his heart
3. Looking at the road he has come, it is all blank.
4. Listen to songs instead of Chinese songs, or people in China will say that you have no taste.
5. The free world is bitter and bitter. I hope the sunshine can really wake me up every day.
6. Time gradually changes everything, and those who stubbornly believe that they will not change until they die will change.
7. At the end of the world, should I expect or panic?
8. Time always makes people old, and it is difficult to keep all the good things you once had
9. Love is a well-designed lie.
1. Commitment is often like a butterfly, which flies beautifully and then disappears.
11. Being happy is also a day. Being sad is still a day. It is better to be happy every day.
12. Don't ask others why, ask yourself why.
13. Other men are like a parallelism sentence in my life, with many elements like you but not you in the middle.
14. There is always such a person, and we call it a well, which means to be both horizontal and vertical.
15. Whether we forget in vain or remember in vain, we still can't figure it out. The past has passed.
16. If my heart can forge ahead, why worry about not rising again?
17. The most beautiful love is not to stay together, but to abandon each other. True love is inseparable from distance.
18. I watched my life in a lost story.
19. Perhaps the so-called happy ending is to keep moving forward with the hope of never giving up.
2. Life looks like white flour. Actually, we can't do too much, otherwise there won't be enough.
21. Thank you for collecting what you can't say to your lover for me.
22. Hate can provoke disputes, and love can cover up all mistakes.
23, ask how much sorrow you can have, and you can tolerate flowers like dreams.
24. The biggest regret in life is wrong persistence and giving up easily.
25, hypocritical people need happiness, and happiness needs us.
26. At the end of the world, should I expect or panic?
27. Memories are the past after all. No matter how nice the words are, they are just taking part in accidental amusement.
28. The value of love is definitely more than a necklace or a ring, but sometimes it is pitiful and cheap.
29. If love wants to be beautiful, don't think too much about its results.
3. Today is always full of illusions about tomorrow, and only then can we have a firm belief to live to the day after tomorrow.
31. Don't say anything, but say how vague the years are.
32. Only by giving up what you want can you choose to do the right thing.
33. You don't have to forget the past, but you must let it go.
34. Don't cry because of the result, but smile because it happened.
35. Love is like the tide, which can't be recovered after it is released.
36, love is like a flower, friendship is like wine, flowers bloom for a while, and the wine is fragrant for a lifetime.
37, some miss will give birth to beauty, only
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