Joke Collection Website - Joke collection - Where do the allusions of three bowls of rice come from?
Where do the allusions of three bowls of rice come from?
Song Wu: Oh, this dangerous mountain makes me very tired! Beat your waist and wipe your sweat! There's a liquor store there! Joy | I rushed to the door of the restaurant and asked for three bowls ~ ~ No ~ ~ It's over ~ ~ Just! Oh! I don't believe in this evil! throw
Shop assistant: Bow like a slave. Please come in. What can I get you? The wine in our shop smells like a thief!
Song Wu: Xiao Er, give me four jars of good wine and two Jin of beef! Put your legs on the chair next to you.
Shopkeeper: You look bored leaning against the table. Sir, I think you have drunk too much. You saw the flag at the door just now! Three bowls are not enough! Would you like to have a try? So far, no one can get through! We don't blow this good wine!
Song Wu: Oh! Three bowls! Look down on you and compare three bowls with your fingers. Say three bowls, thirty bowls Lao tze's, ok! Cut the crap! Bring it up!
Xiao Er: Guest, bring the wine up. Our wine is called "pour out" Do you really want to drink?
Song Wu: Nonsense! Don't care about anything, pick it up and drink it.
Next: Song Wu drank eighteen bowls. . .
Song Wu: Ah! Frank. What, three bowls are not enough? That's a lie! Get up and give the shopkeeper money to leave.
Xiao er: guest, don't go! Can't go!
Song Wu: Why? You liar!
Xiao er: There is a big tiger on the mountain! Many people died in this Tiger Claw?
Song Wu: Oh! I'll believe you pointed a sword at him.
Xiao er: You look helpless, don't you believe it? Look, it's written on the list of emperors!
Song Wu: I don't believe it? Your grandson must want me to stay. You will kill me in the middle of the night for my money!
Xiao Er: That's all! My kindness, you accuse me of hurting you! You go! Don't blame me for not reminding you when I meet a tiger! Shake your head and quit
Narrator: Song Wu went on his way, brave and fearless. . . .
Passerby A: Ah! Help! Help! Old tiger! There are tigers! He ran into the arena in a panic, bumped into Song Wu and fell down. Help!
Narrator: Just then, a big tiger jumped into the eye. . .
Tiger: Roar! certificate
Song Wu: Don't be afraid, little brother! Pat the tiger on the shoulder, you harmful beast! I will get justice for them!
Tiger: Take an offensive posture and tear it a few times.
Song Wu: Oh! Pose! Look down on Lao Tzu and kill Song Wu in Kansai Town with his bare hands!
Tiger: Jump on it.
Narrator: the tiger jumped up, Song Wu flashed, flashed to the back, the tiger raised his waist again, and Song Wu flashed aside; When the tiger cut it with its tail, Song Wu dodged again.
Song Wu: Hey ~ ~ ~ Where did you escape? Hit the tiger in the spine with a stick.
Tiger: Roar away.
Song Wu: Too much for a big tiger with a nose! Huh? Where's the little brother? Hey! Did you run away in fear? Anyway, we will reach the city ahead. Go around the field.
Narrator: When Song Wu arrived at the city gate, he had no idea that his deeds had spread all over the city. . . .
Song Wu: The city has finally arrived. Oh, I'm exhausted. . .
Passerby A: Look! Song Wu, a hero who fights tigers for the people!
Group performance: Wow! Song Wu! Song Wu! Song Wu! Clap your hands and cheer
Narrator: From then on, everyone knew the story of Song Wu killing a tiger.
end
Everyone took the stage and bowed.
View all 25 answers
How to breast-enhance breast so that her husband's eyes will never look at other women again-can fullness rise?
How to breast enlargement A woman's breasts are very small, and the charm value is equal to 0. Don't blame men for not loving you. How about learning from me? ..
Jiangmen self-discipline beauty advertisement?
Breast enhancement? With just one move, a million girls succeeded in breast enhancement.
Someone applied for related services two hours ago.
Breast enhancement, at present, the better way for a sister to breast enhancement is to open the breast in 7 days, gather breast fat, promote absorption, become bigger and rounder, and restore elasticity in 30 days. ..
Kunming Duyun Advertising Trading Co., Ltd.?
All related issues
How to write the scene of "Song Wu hits the tiger" in Jingyanggang?
It is also good to write a script with the variable "Five Big Pictures of Healthy Houses".
Browse 92020-03-28
Seeking a new script for fighting tigers in Song Wu.
Funny script "Song Wu Da Hu" continued ● Time: Song Renzong years ● Location: yanggu county's official residence, on the field ● Characters: Song Wu (Tiger Hero), county magistrate, Orion, Chief Class 3, several people in the funeral band, a dead tiger ● Set: A large mahogany solid wood case with a length of 2 meters and a width of 1.5 meters was placed in the center of the stage. Unexpectedly, just after being fired, a man rushed up with an AK-47 and pointed a gun at Song Wu's chest. Song Wu: Stop, who are you? Orion: I'm an Orion from yanggu county. I just heard that someone is fighting with a tiger. I want to see the results. Song Wu: I killed it! (Say that finish, throw the dead tiger in front of Orion) Orion: Dead? (expression of disbelief) Ouch! My mother, I'm late! Orion: My tiger ┈ ┈ Ah, ah! Song Wu: Why are you crying? Orion: When the tiger dies, we will lose our jobs! Song Wu: Unemployment? I don't know, sir. Since we found this tiger, we have had a job. The superior asked us to take good care of it, and also held a swearing-in meeting to protect the tiger. You didn't see the scene (waving hands) That's a large group of gongs and drums, firecrackers and red flags! Therefore, if you kill the tiger today, it will ruin our work and the ecological balance here. Hey, hey, (putting the rope on Song Wu) Go! Song Wu: What are you doing? Orion: yanggu county takes the case! Song Wu: Haha! I'm not afraid of Song Wu's tiger. Am I still afraid of the county magistrate? Orion: Cut the crap and go! Song Wu: Well, killing tigers was a fucking mistake. (angrily dragging the tiger of Orion) ▼ The curtain rises. Narrator: Soon, I arrived at the yamen. Hey, here we are. Here we are. I'm going to play drums. (Knock, knock, the drum broke at once) Shit, this county magistrate's drum is also handled. Director: What's the matter? What drum are you drumming? (The door opened and an official rushed out with an old-fashioned "sprayer") Orion: This man killed the tiger and destroyed the ecological balance. I want to see the master. Director: OK, OK, come in! County magistrate: Yesterday, yesterday, yesterday, I had a dream in Conan. I'm sweating like a pig and my heart is churning. My left eye jumps and my right eye jumps. I'm afraid something will happen today. County magistrate: (pointing to Song Wu) Who are you? Song Wu: My last name is Wu. Magistrate: Why did Orion sue you? Song Wu: I killed the tiger on Jingyanggang because it hurt people. (He throws the dead tiger in front of the county magistrate) County magistrate: (He closes his eyes and stares at the fan and pats the gavel) Bold, bold, bold, bold! Song Wu: Sir, do you need to be in such a hurry? County magistrate: your boy doesn't know that with this tiger, Orion pays tribute to me every year; With this tiger, the bartender pays me a part-time salary every year. You are in harmony, and now you have completely broken my master's financial path. Wu Song: You are ┉┉ county magistrate: Sir, I am the honorary chairman of the "Three Bowls Don't Pass the Gang" hotel! Song Wu: Well, it turned out to be very noisy. He is backstage. County magistrate: all the first three classes stand still! Mourn for our most reliable tiger, whose old man died unfortunately (the funeral procession began). County Order: Tiger is six and a half years old and has made contributions to the county all his life. Today, he was killed innocently, and he will live in our hearts forever. Judge: Song Wu, do you know what this crime is? Song Wu: What crime have I committed? 45678 ┉ ┉ Fighting Wu Song) Wu Song: Look at the magic weapon! (Say, take out a chicken leg from his pocket and throw it to the magistrate) Magistrate: OK! I'll deal with you when I'm full! County magistrate: Look at my ninth sword, it will kill you. Song Wu: 5432 1, county magistrate, go with your tiger! (Song Wu punches down and the county magistrate falls to the ground) Director: Bold! Arrest him! Song Wu: Haha, come on! (At this moment, I saw Song Wu grab AK from an official, and all the officials fell to the ground. ) Song Wu: Folks, this is called "Song Wu's Noisy Valley". Ok, let's call it a day. I'd better fly a fighter in Liangshan! (Say that finish, go straight to Liangshan)
3 browse 328 1
A summary of the story of killing tigers in Wusong, Jingyanggang
The story tells that Song Wu, a hero of Liangshan, went home to visit his brother, passed by Jingyanggang and went to a restaurant to buy a 18 bowl. He was drunk and wanted to go on his way. The restaurant told him that there was a tiger hurting people on the mountain and advised him not to do it. Song Wu didn't believe it, but he saw a big white frontworm hanging on his eyes on the mountain. Song Wu rose up all his life and killed the tiger with his fist, which eliminated a great disaster for the local people. Later, it was passed down as a much-told story by the world. Song Wu killed a tiger, which is a story in Water Margin written by Shi Naian. Outlaws of the Marsh is one of China's four classical novels. It describes the story of 108 hero headed by Song Jiang, who accepted the appeal and fought everywhere after Juyi. The Water Margin is also one of the most epic works in China literature. This is one of the earliest Zhang Hui novels written in vernacular Chinese in the history of China. There are many versions, which are widely circulated and widely known, and have a far-reaching influence on narrative literature in China and even East Asia. Song Wu is an important figure in Shi Naian's classic Water Margin. It also appeared in Jin Ping Mei, because it ranked second, also known as "WuErlang". In order to avoid being arrested by the government, he dressed up as a monk and was called "Monkey Song Wu" by Jianghu people. Song Wu once killed a white-fronted tiger with his bare hands in Jingyanggang. Therefore, the story of "Song Wu killed the tiger" was widely circulated in later generations. He has made friends with Lu, Yang Zhi and others. In Erlongshan, Qingzhou, when he got together with Sanshan, he entered Liangshan, ranking 14th among the top ten generals. Later, he was wooed by the imperial court, conquered Liao, Wang Qing and Fang La with Sung River, and finally was injured by flying knives in the process of conquering Fang La, lost his left arm and was named the founder. Finally, he died in Liuhe Hall in Hangzhou, and lived to be 80 years old. Song Wu is from Qinghe County. He has a brother named Wu Dalang. My parents died when I was a child, and I was raised by my brother Wu Dalang. Although the Song Wu brothers were born to the same mother, Song Wu was eight feet long, handsome and full of strength. Wu Dalang is less than five feet long, hideous, short and ridiculous, nicknamed "three-inch dead tree skin" and handsome in appearance. A pair of eyes shot at the cold star, and two curved eyebrows were muddy as paint. Broad-minded, invincible; The words are grand, and the ambition of Lingyun is spit out. The heart is bold, like a lion shaking down the clouds in the sky; Strong muscles and bones, such as shaking and moving, sitting on the seat. Like a demon Lord from heaven, he is actually a traditional god on earth. Qi Mei has a shadow in front and a bumpy neck in the back. Soap is like a dark cloud, and variegated tapestries are like pythons. The upper boundary of the forehead is very bright and vaguely eye-catching; The cloth between me is gorgeous, as if it were made of steel. Two Buddhist monk's knives, with murderous look; Hundreds of bones, I am everywhere in Hengtai. Luo Cha must surrender, and King Kong, the protector, frowned. References:
Song Wu-Baidu Encyclopedia
Browse 7332920 19-09-24
Wu Song of Jingyanggang summed up the whole process of killing tigers in 50-60 words.
Song Wu went home to visit his brother and passed Jingyanggang on his way. I drank a lot in Gangxia Hotel and staggered to Shang Gang. There was not much excitement, but a tree said, "Recently, there was a big bug in Jingyanggang, but it was in Ke Gang. You should unite to cross the gang. Please don't make mistakes. " Song Wu thought it was a scary letter from a restaurant. In order to let passers-by live in his shop, he ignored it and moved on. When the sun was about to set, Song Wu came to a ruined temple and saw the government notice posted at the gate. After Song Wu finished reading, he knew there was a tiger on the mountain. He had to go back to the hotel, and he was afraid of jokes from the store, so he continued. Because of the attack of alcoholism, he found a big bluestone and lay down on his back. He was just about to fall asleep when he heard a gust of wind whistling by. A colorful tiger came at Song Wu, who quickly dodged and hid behind the tiger. When the tiger jumped, Song Wu hid again. When the tiger is in a hurry, it shouts at Song Wu with its tail. Song Wu quickly jumped away again. When the tiger turned around, he raised his whistle stick and slammed it on the tiger's head with all his strength. With a click, the whistle stick hit the branch. The tiger is a wild animal, and it came at Song Wu. Song Wu threw away half a stick and rode on the tiger's back. He grabbed the skin on the tiger's head with his left hand and slammed it with his right hand. It didn't take long to beat the tiger's eyes, mouth, nose and ears with blood everywhere, and he couldn't move on the ground. Song Wu was worried that the tiger would play dead, so he raised half his whistle stick and played for a while. He stopped when he saw that the tiger was really out of breath. Since then, Song Wu has gained great fame. Or: Song Wu got drunk in Jingyanggang and went to Jingyanggang alone without listening to the bartender's advice. Suddenly, a tiger jumped out from among the branches. Song Wu fought to the death with the tiger and finally killed it. I have done my best to help you save people from great harm.
472 Browse 37722017-11-24
Jingyanggang Wusong Fighting Tiger Script
People: Song Wu, shop assistant, several customers, tiger. Landscape: foresight: hills and stone benches. Close shot: A big tree is carrying a yellow cloth flag, which reads: Three bowls can't cross the mountain. Under the tree, there are bowls, chopsticks, plates, hip flask and wine glasses on several tables. Props: Song Wu's clothes, headscarves and batons. Shop assistant's plainclothes, rag. Dressed up as a tiger's cloak and headdress. Note: (In the hotel, there are three or two guests drinking and chatting) Song Wu: (Holding a sentry in his hand) After walking for a few days, he was really hot, thirsty and hungry. (Looking up happily) Ah, there's a restaurant ahead! What do you mean by "three bowls without turning over" Let's go in and have a look. (Go inside, find a stool to sit down, put down the whistle stick and shout loudly) Hey! Master, bring the wine quickly! Xiao er: (hurriedly) Hey, here we are! (Set three bowls, a pair of chopsticks, sift a bowl of wine all over the floor and put it in front of Song Wu) Guest, please be thirsty for wine. Song Wu: (Swallows a mouthful of wine and wipes his mouth) Alas, good wine. Do you have any meat? Bring some to eat quickly. Xiao er: ok! (Step down, then go on stage) Here we go! A plate of cooked beef, two catties and three ounces! Sift another bowl of wine. Song Wu drank it with a thud, and Xiao Er sifted it. Song Wu drank it and Xiao Er wanted to leave. ) Song Wu: (grabs Xiao Er) Boss, why don't you sieve the wine? Xiao er: (pointing to the big characters on the flag in front of the door) Sir, didn't you see the big characters on the flag in front of the door? Song Wu: What big letters? Xiao er: three, bowls, no, passing by, honest! Song Wu: I was just about to ask you. What does that mean? Xiao er: (proudly) hey, the wine in our shop is a good old wine. Any guest passing by will get drunk after drinking three bowls. You can't cross the mountain in front when you are drunk. Song Wu: Haha, you really talk big. Why don't I get drunk after drinking three bowls? Xiao er: I spilled it. This is called "going out to pour". You are not drunk now, you will be drunk later. Try it if you don't believe me. (Leaving) Song Wu: (Holding Xiao Er) Don't talk nonsense. Go get the wine. Are you afraid I won't give you money? Xiao er: (I sifted it again, even sifted 18 bowl, shaking my head and sighing) Alas, I'm not drunk after drinking 18 bowl! Song Wu: (paying the shopkeeper) I really enjoyed it. I drank 18 bowls in a row. What happened to the three bowls? It is a lie. (About to leave) Xiao Er: (Holding Song Wu) Sir, you can't leave, you can't leave! Song Wu: Why don't you let me go? There is still a lot of money to buy your drinks! Xiao er: Don't you know? There is a big tiger on Jingyanggang! Song Wu: Don't scare people with big tigers. (About to leave) Xiao Er: Look, this is the official announcement. Is it fake? This big tiger has hurt more than 30 lives. You can't go to die. Why don't you stay tonight and leave tomorrow morning? Song Wu: Haha, I see. You want me to stay in your shop, come in the middle of the night and ask for my money, kill me and scare people with a big tiger. Xiao er: ok! All right! I am kind, but you should be malicious. Go if you want! Don't blame me when you meet a tiger! Song Wu: Even if there is a tiger, I am not afraid. Song Wu: (touching his forehead) Oh, I feel dizzy. I'm a little drunk. (I started to stumble and came to a big tree and saw the placard) Ah, there really is a tiger! Ignore him. Oh, I'm so tired! (see stone bench). Get some sleep before going up the mountain! (Sleeping on the bench) Tiger: (Whistling out) Whew, hey, I haven't eaten for days! I am so hungry! (Smell here, smell there) Well, someone smells of alcohol. Well, I'm going to feast my eyes again today. Song Wu: (startled, suddenly sitting up) Wow, what's the wind? So powerful, (opens his eyes)! Big tiger, there really is a big tiger! (Jump) (The tiger jumped up, Song Wu flashed, flashed to the back, the tiger lifted his waist again, and Song Wu flashed aside; When the tiger cut it with its tail, Song Wu dodged again. ) Tiger: Who are you? So powerful! Song Wu: I'm Song Wu. I killed Song Wu with my bare hands in Kansai! Look at me! (The tiger starts to lose heart, pulling its head in circles. When he came back, Song Wu raised his whistle stick and hit the tree. The whistle stick was broken. The tiger began to pounce on Song Wu. Song Wu retreated, and the tiger put its two claws in front of Song Wu. Song Wu threw down the whistle stick, grabbed the tiger's top flower skin with both hands and pressed it to the ground. The tiger struggled, Song Wu held it down, punched and kicked, and the tiger gradually lost its breath! Song Wu: See if you dare to eat people again! I want to lift the tiger, but I can't. I'm so tired. Let's go down the mountain tomorrow! (The second hunter and a group of people. ) Small 2: Well, it's in the front. Haven't gone far. Wait a minute, sir. I'll ask the hunter to go with you. Hunter: What, the tiger has been killed by him! Xiao Er: Ah! Who are you? Awesome hero! People: Great, what a hero! The tiger has been killed. Let's go down the mountain!
7 browse 20320 17-02- 15.
9 comments
Wang Zihao dsg9
Good, but a little long.
Enthusiastic netizen 3
many
Enthusiastic users 1
Hao? DH
View all 9 comments
Comment on two sentences 9 102
- Previous article:Foreign Investment Committee of China Investment Association, is it a fraud company?
- Next article:Cold paint jokes.
- Related articles
- How did Tik Tok's eldest daughter get angry?
- Tell me about the person who really wants to experience bungee jumping. Tell me about the person who suddenly wants to experience bungee jumping.
- She just envies "moths to a fire"
- What are the snacks to replenish energy and eliminate fatigue?
- Love copy that makes people fall in love at first sight
- Du Haitao's acne squeezing is too exaggerated, and his painful expression is like "having a baby". Is it really that painful?
- Ultra-detailed travel guide to Zibo!
- How to treat 12 Shen Teng and Wang Qi falling in love but not getting married?
- What is the citation and explanation of anger?
- What does "fan girl" mean?