He said he was never married, why not ask him to move into my house? ...I didn’t want this marriage to be here! ..."The woman asked Wu Song with a smile on her face: "Uncle, how many days have you bee

He said he was never married, why not ask him to move into my house? ...I didn’t want this marriage to be here! ..."The woman asked Wu Song with a smile on her face: "Uncle, how many days have you been here? Wu Song replied: "I have been here for more than ten days." The woman said, "Uncle, where can I rest?" "Wu Song said: "Hu Luquan is resting in the county government office. The woman said: "Uncle, it's not convenient to be lying on the ground." "Wu Song said: "It's easy to cook alone. There will be local soldiers waiting for you in the morning and evening. The woman said: "How can those people take care of their uncle when they serve him?" Why not move in with a family? When we ask for some soup in the morning and evening, the slave family personally arranges for us to eat with our uncle. Isn't it better than this group of people who have the pronunciation of "Za" and the shape of "month" on the left and "like" on the right? The uncle then ate the clear soup and felt relieved. "Wu Song said: "Thank you very much, sister-in-law.

The woman said: "There must be an aunt somewhere else." You might as well come and have a date. "Wu Song said: "Wu Er has never been married. The woman asked again: "Uncle, how young are you?" "Wu Song said: "Wu Er is twenty-five years old. The woman said: "The slave is three years old." Uncle, where did this episode come from? Wu Song said: "I have lived in Cangzhou for more than a year. I only wanted my brother to live in Qinghe County, but I didn't want to move here." "

The woman said: "It's hard to explain in words! Since I married your brother, he has been bullied because of his kindness. I can't live in Qinghe County, so I moved here. If my uncle is so majestic, who dares to say 'no'! "Wu Song said: "My brother has always been responsible, and he is not like Wu Er who acts recklessly. The woman laughed and said, "Why are you talking so upside down?" As the saying goes: 'If a person has no strong bones, he will not be able to settle down firmly. ’ The Nu family has a happy life, and they can’t stand people like this who ‘don’t look back after three replies, but turn around after four replies’. "Wu Song said: "My brother doesn't have to cause trouble and make my sister-in-law worry. "

While they were still talking upstairs, Wu Da bought some wine, meat and fruits and returned, putting them under the kitchen. He walked upstairs and called, "Sister-in-law, come down and make arrangements." The woman responded: "Look at that ignorant person!" My uncle was sitting here, but he taught me to leave it alone! "Wu Song said: "Sister-in-law, please help yourself. "The woman said: "Why don't you ask the Queen of the Wall to make arrangements, but it's just so inconvenient! ”

Wu Da went to the Yangtze River and arranged for the queen to arrange things properly. They were all brought upstairs and placed on the table. They were nothing more than fish, meat, fruits and vegetables, and then hot wine was served.

Wu Da asked the woman to take the main seat, and Wu Song sat across from him. The three of them sat down, and Wu Da sifted the wine in front of them. The woman picked up the wine and said, "Uncle, don't worry about it. Please have a drink. "Wu Song said: "Thank you sister-in-law. Hugh said so. "

Wu Da was just sifting and scalding the wine. He was there to take care of other things. The woman smiled brightly and said: "Uncle, why don't you eat fish and meat together? "The selected ones will be handed over. Wu Song is a straightforward man who only treats each other as his sister-in-law. Who knows that the woman is a maid and is used to being petty. Wu Song is also a kind-hearted person who knows how to take care of others. Treat others. The woman drank a few glasses of wine and only looked at Wu Song. Wu Song couldn't stand it, so he just lowered his head and ignored it. Wu Song stood up and said, "Second brother, let's have a few more drinks. "Wu Song said: "I have no choice but to lie down, but I come to see my brother again. "Send them all downstairs. The woman said: "Uncle, I will definitely move in at home. If uncle doesn't move here, teach me and I to make fun of others. It's hard for brothers to compare to others. Brother, just pack up a room and invite your uncle to live at home, and stop telling the neighbors. "Wu Daodao: "Sister-in-law is right. Second brother, just move here and teach me how to fight for my reputation. "Wu Song said: "Since my brother and sister-in-law said so, I took some luggage tonight. The woman said: "Uncle, you must keep your mind in mind, and I will stay here to watch you." "

Wu Song said goodbye to his brother and sister-in-law, left Zishi Street, and came to the county. Just when the county magistrate was sitting in the hall, Wu Song came to the hall to report: "Wu Song has a brother who moved to the county. Living in Zishi Street, Wu Song wanted to stay at home and waited for orders in the yamen in the morning and evening. He did not dare to go without authorization, so he requested the envoy Jun's order. The county magistrate said: "This is an act of filial piety. How can I stop you? You can come to the county to serve me every day." "

Wu Song thanked him and packed his luggage. He asked a soldier to pick up the newly made clothes and the items given by the former, and Wu Song took them to his brother's house. When the woman saw him, she was surprised. He was as happy as someone who found a gold treasure, and everyone laughed.

The woman's breasts were slightly exposed, and her half-shaped "cloud servant girl" was on the left "body" and on the right "single". With a smile on her face, she said: "I heard an idler say: My uncle has a singer on the east street in front of the county. "Do you dare to say this?" Wu Song said, "Sister-in-law, don't listen to outsiders' nonsense." The woman said, "I don't believe it." Wu Song said, "Sister-in-law." If you don't believe it, just ask your brother. "What does he know?"

The woman also had three glasses of wine down her belly to stir up her love, so she could bear it and just talk gossip. Wu Song also knew about it, but he just lowered his head. The woman got up to boil the wine. Wu Songzi picked up the chopsticks and started a fire in his room.

The woman warmed a pint of wine, came to the room, held the pint in one hand, pinched Wu Song's shoulder with the other, and said, "Uncle, only wear these." Clothes, aren't you cold?" Wu Song was already six or seven points unhappy, but he didn't respond. When the woman saw that he didn't respond, she came to grab the fire chopsticks with chopping hands and said, "Uncle doesn't know how to make a fire, so I'll stir the fire with him. As long as it's as hot as a brazier, it'll be fine." Wu Song was eighty-nine times agitated, so he just didn't do it. Voice. The woman's desire was burning, and she didn't see Wu Song being anxious, so she put the chopsticks on the fire, sifted out a cup of wine, took a sip, and left most of the cup. She looked at Wu Song and said, "If you are willing, eat half of my cup." The remaining wine."

Wu Song grabbed it with his hands, threw it on the ground, and said, "Sister-in-law! Don't be so shameless!" He just pushed the woman away. Wu Song opened his eyes and said: "Wu Er is an upright man with teeth and hair, not a pig or dog that corrupts customs and is unethical! Sister-in-law, don't be so shameless! If there is any trouble, Wu Er will recognize his sister-in-law in his eyes, fists But I don’t recognize her as my sister-in-law! Don’t be embarrassed if you come again!”

The woman blushed, opened her mouth, and said, “I am just having fun, I can’t be serious if I don’t do it!” How disrespectful!" He moved a plate and went to the kitchen. Wu Songzi was angrily in his room.

The weather has already turned dark. Wu Da returned from carrying his burden and opened the door. The woman opened the door in a hurry. Wu Da came in to rest his burden, then went to the kitchen and saw his wife's eyes were red and sobbing. Wu Da Dao: "Who are you making trouble with?" The woman said: "It's because you failed to live up to expectations and taught outsiders to bully me!" Wu Da Dao: "Who dares to bully you!" The woman said: "Who knows the truth? ! Zheng Nai Wu Er, when I saw him coming back from the heavy snow, I quickly arranged wine and treated him to a meal. When he saw no one around, he teased me with words! "Wu Daodao: "My brother is not this kind of person. Be honest. Don't make a loud noise and make fun of the neighbors." Wu Da left his wife and came to Wu Song's room and called out: "Second brother, you haven't had any snacks. I'll have some wine with you." Wu Song just kept silent. After thinking for a long time, he took off his silk shoes, put on his oil shoes again, put on the upper cover, put on his felt hat, tied a bag on one end, and went out. Wu Da shouted: "Second brother, where are you going?" He didn't respond and just kept going.

Wuda returned to the kitchen and asked his wife: "He didn't respond when I called him. He just walked along the road in front of Wangxian County. He didn't know what happened!" The woman cursed: "Foolish." Tutong! What's wrong with that? I'm ashamed to see you and walk out! I won't allow you to stay at home anymore!" Wu Daodao said, "If you move out, you will be laughed at. The woman said: "Chaos monster! He came to tease me, but he didn't want others to laugh at him! You can talk to him freely, but I can't be such a person! You can give me a divorce letter." Just leave him alone!" Wu Da dares to speak again.

While the couple were chattering at home, they saw Wu Song leading a local soldier, carrying a plaque, to the room, packed his luggage, and went out. Wu Da rushed out and shouted: "Second brother, why did you move here?" Wu Song said: "Brother, don't ask; when it comes to it, just pretend to be yours. You can just leave it to me."

If anyone dared to speak again at Wuhan University, Wu Song would move him there.

The woman murmured and cursed inside: "But it's not bad! People only think that a brother is the head of the capital, how can he support his brother and sister-in-law, but he doesn't know that he chews and bites others! It's just the 'flower papaya, so empty and beautiful' '! Thank God you moved here! You can get rid of your enemies!"

When Wu Da saw his wife scolding him, he felt unhappy and couldn't let him go.

Since Wu Song moved to the county government office to rest, Wu Dazi still went to the streets every day to sell cooking cakes. I was about to go to the county to talk to my brother, but the woman told her not to woo him. Therefore, Wu Da did not dare to go find Wu Song.

As I twirled my fingers, the years flowed by, and I didn’t realize it was snowing. After more than ten days, he said that it had been more than two and a half years since he took office as magistrate of this county. He had earned a lot of gold and silver, and he wanted to send someone to Tokyo to collect and use it with his relatives and seek a promotion. But he was afraid of being robbed on the road. It would be better if he had a capable confidant to go with him. Meng Ke thought of Wu Song and said, "It must be this person who can go. ... It's amazing to have such a hero!" That day he called Wu Song. He went to the Yamen to discuss: "I have a relative living in Tokyo. If I want to send a load of gifts, I will send a letter to ask for my blessing. I'm afraid it won't be easy on the way, so it takes a hero like you to get there." "You can quit your hard work and come with me. I will give you a reward when you come back." Wu Song responded: "I have been favored by others, so I have no choice but to go." I've never been to Tokyo, so I just watched the scene there. My husband, I'll fix it tomorrow." The magistrate was overjoyed and rewarded me with three cups.

Let’s talk about the words of the county magistrate under Wu Song, who came out of the county gate. When he got there, he took some silver and called a soldier, then went to the street to buy a bottle of wine, fish, meat and fruits, etc., and walked all the way to Zishi Street until he arrived at Wu Da's house. Wu Da happened to come back from selling cooking cakes. He saw Wu Song sitting on the ground in front of the door and asked the soldiers to go to the kitchen to make arrangements. The woman was full of lingering feelings. When she saw Wu Song was about to bring wine and food, she thought to herself: "Is it possible that this guy is thinking about me and then comes back?... That guy must be no better than me! Let's ask him slowly."

The woman then went upstairs to recombine the noodles, tidy up Yun Huan, change into some colorful clothes, and came to the door to greet Wu Song. The woman bowed and said, "Uncle, I've met you by mistake somehow? You haven't come to the door for several days, and the teaching slave didn't care. He asked your brother to come to the county every day to talk to your uncle. When he came back, he just said: 'There is no place to look for him.' "I'm glad that my uncle is here today. What are you doing with your money?" Wu Song replied, "Wu Er has something to say to his brother and sister-in-law." The woman said, "In that case, go upstairs and sit on the floor." ."

The three of them came to the guest seats upstairs, and Wu Song asked his brother and sister-in-law to take the first seat. Wu Song picked up a piece of rice and sat down sideways. The soldiers brought the wine and meat upstairs and put it on the table. Wu Song persuaded his brother and sister-in-law to drink wine. The woman only looked at Wu Song. Wu Song only cared about drinking.

After the fifth round of drinking, Wu Song asked for a glass of wine and asked the soldiers to sift out a glass of wine. He took it in his hand, looked at Wu Da, and said: "Brother, Mr. Wu Ermeng County Magistrate is on a business trip today. The officer in charge of Tokyo will leave tomorrow. He will be back in two months at most, or in forty or fifty days at least. I have something to tell you. You have always been a coward, and I am afraid you will be bullied by outsiders if I am not at home. Sell ??ten baskets of cooking cakes every day. Starting tomorrow, you will only make five baskets and sell them. Go out late and come back early every day, and don’t drink with others. When you get home, draw the curtains and close the door early to save money. How much talk about right and wrong. If someone bullies you, don't argue with him. When I come back, I will drink this cup. "Said."

After having a glass of wine, Wu Song sifted the second glass of wine and said to the woman: "Sister-in-law is a delicate person. Wu Song needs to say more. My brother is a simple man and relies entirely on his sister-in-law to make the decision." Treat him. As the saying goes: 'A strong person on the outside is not as strong as a strong person on the inside.

Seeing that it was getting dark, Wang Po had just lit the lamp and was about to close the door when she saw Ximen Qing wandering over again, went to sit on the seat under the curtain, and faced the front of Wumen Gate. Just look. Wang Po said: "High official, how about some 'Hehe Soup'?" Ximen Qing said: "It's best, godmother, make it sweeter." Wang Po ordered a cup of Hehe Soup and handed it to Ximen Qing to eat. After sitting for a while, he stood up and said, "My godmother has recorded the accounts and will pay back the money tomorrow." Wang Po said, "It's okay. Fu Wei has arranged for me to come and visit early in the morning." Ximen Qing smiled again. Nothing happened that night.

The next day, early in the morning, Mrs. Wang opened the door. When she looked out the door, she saw Ximen Qing walking back and forth in front of the door again. When Mrs. Wang saw it, she said: "This brush is very tight! Look, I put some sweet candy on this guy's nose, just so that he can't lick it. That guy knows how to take advantage of the people in the county, and teach him to come and take it from my mother's hand." What a waste!"

Wang Po opened the door and was making charcoal and arranging the teapot in the tea room. Ximen Qing rushed into the tea room, came under the water curtain, and sat on the curtain in front of Wumen Gate. Mrs. Wang only did it but didn't see it. She just fanned the flames in the tea bureau and didn't come out to ask for tea. Ximen Qing called out: "Goddess, please order two cups of tea." Wang Po smiled and said, "Master, are you here? We haven't seen you for a few days. Please sit down." She ordered two cups of ginger tea and placed them next to her. on the table. Ximen Qing said: "Godmother, come and have tea with me." Wang Po laughed and said: "I'm not 'insinuating'!" Ximen Qing also laughed and asked: "Godmother, what are you selling in the next door? !” Wang Po said, “He sells steamed river pots that are hot and spicy.” Ximen Qing laughed and said, “Look! This woman is just Feng!” Wang Po said with a smile, “I don’t have Feng. Dear husband!" Ximen Qing said: "Goddess, let me tell you something serious: He makes good cooking cakes according to the method. I want to ask him to make thirty or fifty. I don't know if I am out at home?" Wang Po said: "Want to buy cooking cakes? I'll wait for him to come back from the street to buy some cakes. Why go to my house?" Ximen Qing said, "That's what Goddess said." After having tea, he stood up and said, "Godmother, I've recorded the account." "It doesn't matter," said Wang Po. "I'll write it down in the account." Ximen Qing smiled.

While Mrs. Wang was just relaxing in the teahouse, she looked coldly at Ximen Qing and walked east and west in front of the door to take another look; walked west and looked again; she walked seven or eight times; He walked into the tea room. Wang Po said: "There are few high-ranking officials! We haven't seen each other for a long time!" Ximen Qing started to laugh, went to his side and took out a few taels of silver and handed it to Wang Po and said