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Sentences with high emotional intelligence and swearing without dirty words

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1, here you are. 1 minute, get out of my face quickly, and don't let me show both civil and military skills!

2. Do you feel proud of saving cloth for your country when you were young?

3. I set your photo as a computer desktop on a whim, and I was infected with a computer virus!

4. Is anthomaniac guilty? Don't worry, even if I am guilty, I won't commit a crime against you. It's just disgusting

How can they call you a pig? This is outrageous! You can't judge a book by its cover! How can you say you look like a pig? That's an insult to pigs.

6. What brand and size of plastic bag are you? How can you hold it?

7. I thought you were a flower on the cliff, but later I realized that you were just a scum in the sea of people.

8. It's not that poverty inhibits my imagination, but that your temperament doesn't match!

9. As long as you look like a salted fish, you still mention salted fish to me. The salted fish had to be salted for half a year, and it was already dead. Can you turn over? You can give it to me or you can give it to me.

10, if I hadn't met you, I would never have understood the true meaning of installing 13.

1 1. Why didn't the country use your face to study bulletproof vests?

12, I came to say that you can fuck me.

13, you are crazy with me here, because everyone thinks dogs are friends of human beings.

14, I still like you very much, like a dog cannot change his nature.

15, you don't have to alienate me, because I have never looked down on you.

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1, if thinking is proof of survival, it is really difficult for me to judge whether you are a corpse or not.

2. What brand is the universal charger, so universal? ?

3, a broken car needs a spare tire, and idle people are trapped.

If you must compare yourself with a pig, I think you are different from it in at least two aspects: 1. You can eat more than it; 2。 It is smarter than you.

5, the bad place before, I'm here to say that you can fucking drop me.

6. Good-looking Neptune, you are a water ghost at best.

7. Why didn't the country use your face to study bulletproof vests?

8. You scold me because you don't know me yet. Everyone who knows me will hit me.

9. This extreme way makes me hate you even more. I don't judge a book by its cover, I am before you.

10, does your family own an antique shop? You call everyone baby.

1 1. Do you live in Dongting Lake? Raise such a "Biluochun"

12, is anthomaniac guilty? Don't worry, even if I am guilty, I won't commit a crime against you, it will only make me sick.

13, you are crazy with me here, because everyone thinks dogs are friends of human beings.

14, brother, brother, what, sister, you have to lay eggs all day.

15, garbage classification, everyone is responsible.