Jokes that make friends happy and cold jokes are unnecessary.

1. One day, when my father came home, he saw that the window of his son's room was very bright and praised his son: Son, the glass you cleaned is really clean. Did you wash it with soapy water? Son: No, Dad, I used a hammer.

When Xiaoming fails in every exam, his father says to him, Son, as long as you can pass the exam, I will buy you a car! After the mid-term exam, Xiao Ming said to his father; Dad, I've thought about it for a long time, but I still can't bear to let you spend money.

One day, a man with acne got on the bus, and a child naively asked, Brother, your eight-treasure porridge spilled on your face!

One day, Xiao Ming ran back and said to his mother. Mom, I knocked down the ladder. Mom: Oh, did you hit someone? Xiao Ming: No. Mom; Oh, just ask your father to lift the ladder! Xiao Ming: But ... Dad is on the ladder.

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