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What does it feel like when your girlfriend is taller than you (and your boyfriend is shorter than you)?
It doesn’t matter if your girlfriend is taller than you. As long as two people truly love each other, it doesn’t matter who is taller or shorter.
I am 175cm tall and my girlfriend is 178cm tall. Don't ask me how we got together, I love you as much as I love you, don't talk about 178, 187, I want to stand with her! In fact, three centimeters is not a lot, but girls are always taller than boys. So it looks like I'm very short. She never wears high heels when we go out, but I always secretly put two booster pads in my shoes.
She rarely sits on my lap because my face may be on her breasts. In fact, it feels pretty good. When hugging, I would occasionally put my arms around her waist and her hands around my neck. When we kiss, I have to raise my head and she lowers her head.
Sometimes I have to play with her on the wall. I don’t know why. After a long time, I feel like a girl is dizzy when she is on the wall. I feel that my girlfriend is handsome and attractive, which is rare. Touch her head, she feels tired. There has never been a scene in a Korean drama where a girlfriend can't reach something high up, and then her boyfriend stands behind her to help her get it and hug her from behind.
I saw her walking with her roommate, and her legs were as high as her roommate’s waist. I instantly felt like I was making a fortune. Accompanying her to class, sitting in the back row also has obvious goals, so she can only listen to the class honestly. Her roommates all call me short brother, which is okay, not short brother.
There were also times when we had quarrels, but usually at such times her momentum was so high that she felt even her size was so oppressive, and she asked me condescendingly: "Do you have the guts to say it again?" I basically surrendered.
Of course, the most impressive thing is that there are always people who look at us secretly when walking on the street, with eyes full of "How can this man find a girlfriend who is taller than him? How can this girl find a girlfriend who is taller than him?" My short boyfriend? "Usually at this time, my girlfriend would put her arm on my shoulders, hold me in her arms and leave proudly. It’s pretty cool, really!
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