Classic homophones and funny sayings

Introduction: The homophonic idiom is a phenomenon in which homophonic Chinese characters appear. By creating ambiguity, the meaning of the idiom is enriched.

Below are the funny homophonic sayings that I have collected and compiled. Everyone is welcome to read and refer to them!

01. No one listens to what you say

No one believes what you say - the polished commander

02. An old cow pulls a broken cart - slowly

03. An old wolf does business - there are no good goods

04. An old woman drinks soymilk - easy to drink (thin)

05. Clapping watermelon rind - not serious material

06. After dinner and on the way - getting darker and darker as we go

07. Building a house on the beach ——The foundation is too poor

08. Make tea with cold water—take your time

09. A grenade without a fuse—a piece of scrap metal

10 , The stuff in the tofu shop - fragile

11. Tofu dregs on board - not a good product

12. Apply sesame oil on *** - not worth the smell

13. The crotch is patched with paper - the more it is patched, the worse it gets.

14. The clay figurine cannot withstand the rain - the quality is too poor

15. The toilet board is made Ancestral brand - not serious material

16. Sharpening a gun in battle - not only unhappy

17. Carrying water in a straw hat - scattered and dripping

18. Chopping wood Sell

Buy firewood - do your best

19. A boil grows on the tail of a mouse - the bleeding (breathing) is not much

20. Linen Embroidery - the foundation is too poor

21. Ma Liushu's interpretation of the board - not a serious material

22. Earthworms turn into dragons - the vertical transformation is not high

23. Tailor's footcloth - not serious material

24. Snail race - take your time

25. Calendar on the wall - less and less day by day

26. Choose melons from the basket - the more you choose, the worse it gets

27. The lazy woman delivers the baby - take your time

28. Yuanxiao boiled in ink - pitch black Tuan

29. Silver carp’s beard - not many

30. Frost-beaten hemp leaves - wilted

31. Three nostrils Eyes - you have such a breath

32. Wearing a leather jacket backwards in June - getting angry inside and outside

33. The bastard gets into the fire kang - even holding his breath makes him angry

34. Gunpowder hits a match - so much anger

35. Spanking into a jar - hold your breath

36. Three nostrils are rotten - Leave someone to vent your anger

37. Fermented flour - bulging with anger

38. The old duck wants to sing - his throat is not up to par

39. The mouse fell into the noodle vat - stared blankly

40. Bought a jar and beat it - forget it

41. Zhang Fei threaded the needle - stared at the small one Eyes

42. Putting a baking cage on the shoulders - brain (angry) fire

43. Sun Wukong becomes the Monkey King - self-proclaimed king

44 , The birthday boy sells his mother - relying on the old to sell his old age

45. The mud cow fell into the river - the frame does not fall

46. Funeral with an empty coffin - there is no one in the wood (eyes)

47. The hunchback does somersaults - both ends are turned up

48. The towering tree - unattainable

49. The dog's head is hung on the city gate tower - Big airs

50. Eyes on forehead and heart - looking at the sky

51. Cat's tail - the more you touch it, the more it curls up

52. Cutting meets the master's ruler ——Only measure others

53. The magpie’s tail——always cocked

54. The blind man sits on the table——arrogant

55. Silver carp—— — Big head

56. Applause on stage — boasting

57. Moth flutters

Fire - self-destruction

58. Tie dumplings with horsetail silk - put them out and expose them

59. Fire rock cannons by the water - nowhere to hide

60. Animals are running around in the clouds for a long time - the trap is exposed

61. The cobbler stumbles - the last is exposed

62. There is no three hundred taels of silver here - don't fight yourself Recruitment

63. Carrying a pig in a bamboo cage - the hooves are exposed

64. The lice on the bald head - cannot be hidden

65. Fire wrapped in paper————Can’t hide

66. Paper tiger————Just wear it

67. Paper lantern————Just wear it

68. A dog wears a basket——hiding its head and showing its tail

69. A fox’s tail——can’t hide it

70. A raincoat with a rotten neck——can’t put it on

71. Willow Tibetan Parrot - Language Direction

72. Jing Ke stabbed the King of Qin - the picture shows the dagger

73. Things under the quilt - hidden Can't live

74. Broken pastry——The secret is exposed

75. Broken hat——The head is exposed

76. Buried in the snow ——It will be clear after a long time

77. The egret hidden in the snow — only to see it after flying

78. The wild boar’s antler can’t contain it

79. Ti The movie maker comes on stage - at least don't talk about this layer of paper

80. Use a sieve as a door - it's hard to cover the public's eyes