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0 1, landlord: China football is qualified ~ name a song?

Reply: Myth.

Landlord: My girlfriend and I habitually took out 200 yuan afterwards. How can I explain it to her?

Reply: She is not used to asking you for 50.

03. Landlord: When I was with her, she called me husband. Does this mean that she loves me?

Reply: She is afraid of misspelling her name.

04. Landlord: I really want to meet a foreign girlfriend. It's not rare in my own country, but I can speak Cantonese. Alas, the education is not enough and it is far away ~

Answer: Do you think that putting 0. 5 Lead plug to 1. Can you write with a mechanical pencil of 0?

05. Landlord: Wang Wang Wang

Reply: Good boy.

06. Landlord: Why doesn't Japan let Cang Jing raise the flag?

Who knows when you will get dressed?

Landlord: Men are like 1 yuan coins with 1 on the front and chrysanthemums on the back.

A woman is like an ancient coin, with a hole in front and a hole in the back.

08. Landlord: Two boys fought for me again today. How should I deal with this problem that often bothers me?

Your father didn't bend your grandfather?

Landlord: Chris Lee and Sister Furong fell into the water at the same time. You have a brick in your hand. Who did you hit?

Reply: Who saves who.

10, Landlord: I fell in love with a girl who is 6 years younger than me. She is still in junior high school. It's a sin.

Reply: It is really sinful to remove the word like.