Who has the joke that Cao Cao and Liu Bei toasted when they were young?

Joke: On Plum Blossoms Boiling Wine as Bears.

Plum blossom cooking wine on bears

One day, Cao Gong got up and cooked wine under Mei's hand, asking the local gentleman for a reward. When this wine is full,

Gong said, "Does Liu Bei know about the change of dogs?"

Chu Jun replied: "I don't know, I am willing to be taught by the public."

Gong said, "Dogs can bend and stretch, which is precious and despicable. Bending is squatting in the corner, stretching is lying on the avenue; Enjoy eating on the court if it is expensive, and lick it in the wilderness if it is cheap. In late spring, dogs move with the times, and the changes of dogs are comparable to those of human beings. Liu Bei has traveled around the world for a long time and is a bear who understands the world. Try to talk alone. "

Chu Jun said, "I'm ignorant, so I'm afraid I don't care."

The generals pretended to be angry and said, "Don't sell yourself short, come quickly!"

Chu Jun said: "There is a man who is famous in ancient and modern times, handsome in appearance, brave and good at fighting;" But can my brothers Guan Yu and Guan Yunchang be bears? "

Gong Yue said, "Yun Chang defeated Yan Liang and Wen Chou, and five customs and six generals, which shocked China. That's not a bear! "

Chu Jun said: "There is a man who is knowledgeable and well known, but he learned from the machine first and didn't fill his ambition. Now the master book in the Prime Minister's house and Yang Xiu Yang Dezu are both bears! "

Qi Huangong said, "Dezu is quick-witted and always has ingenious ideas. The most commendable thing is that he has depth and wisdom, never talks nonsense and can be lonely. He is not a bear! "

Chu Jun said, "Lu Bu is in the people, and the red rabbit is in the horse." Lu Bu and Lv Fengxian are superb in martial arts and brave in the three armed forces; However, greedy for money and lust, killing my father several times, is really bear! "

Qi Huangong said, "Liu Bei's words are poor! Don't you know that Ding Yuan is an ordinary person, Dong Zhuoguo is a thief, and only Shuntian Ren Ying can get rid of him; Eat color, sex also! Xuande cannot be too harsh! "

Chu Jun said, "Some people are full of courage. In Han Chang War, they were called 54 generals who killed the public, but they were all unknown rats. Cloud and be a bear? "

Gong Yue said, "The talent of General Zilong is not a bear!"

Chu Jun said, "What about others, such as Jiang Gan, Song Yang and Zhang Song?"

Gong said, "It's not worth mentioning!"

Chu Jun said, "Shen Yi, Shen Dan; Lv Kuang, Lv Xiang. "

Gong said: "What way!"

Chu Jun said: "Cao Pi, Cao Zhang, Cao Zhi."

Gong Yue: "Far from the point!"

Chu Jun said, "Besides, I really don't know!"

The public laughed and said, "The bears in the world are only kings, fuck their ears!"

The public laughed and said, "The bears in the world are only kings, fuck their ears!"

Chu Jun said, "I want to know more."

Gong said, "My father begged in the city. I would rather allow me to be negative to the world than let the world be negative to me; Eating Hanlu and killing the mother of the country is a so-called heartless person; Holding the emperor to make the princes, this so-called dog fights the people; Taste will lose Dian Wei and his sons and nephews for stealing Zhang's wife, but a few days later, he wants to kill his son and take his daughter-in-law to comfort her. This so-called dog can't change and eat shit. If you succeed occasionally, you will also regard the world as a great shame. This so-called dog looks down on people. " Then he pointed to Liu Bei and said, "You, a child occupying a seat, took the risk of recognizing the relatives of the big fellow and peeking at your uncle's throne;" For followers, you used to work for Lu Bu, Tao Qian and Yuan Shao, but the heroes tried to kill you and then quickly, you abandoned the city and fled, and three changed hands. This so-called panic is like a lost dog; Since he jumped on me, he is safe and sound, and no one dares to punish you any more. This so-called dog beating depends on the owner. It's like a dog that is afraid of big things and greedy for small profits pounces on food; Once Wen Jun was trapped by Cai Mao, and he jumped into the stream like a wall. You said that wives are like clothes, worse than pigs and worse than dogs. "

Chu Jun was beaming after hearing this, and said, "Your words are worth reading for ten years." .

Gong said, "What is a cloud?" ?

Chu Jun said, "I can't smell the ivory in the dog's mouth, but today it lives up to its name."