Russian humorous jokes

In the stands of the European Cup, fans spontaneously formed various phalanxes to cheer for their national team. Russian fans saw this and formed a team, and then ... they all disappeared. ""Yes, the Russian team didn't even dare to line up in a straight line in the competition.

In the restaurant, a man pointed to a tofu brain more than two meters long and shouted, "What ear are you?"! I ordered home-cooked tofu! " When the chef heard this, he wondered, "Isn't this long enough?"

The man asked his friend, "I heard you talked about someone." The friend replied, "Yes, it was two thirds successful." The man wondered, "What do you mean?" The friend explained: "The matchmaker agreed, I agreed, and the woman disagreed!" " "

I feel that taking a bath every day is like washing vegetables for mosquitoes. . .

The teacher said that Lu You was a poet. In the face of the invasion of the nomads from the mountains and rivers, Lu You was furious. A student raised his hand and asked, Teacher! The router is broken, so you can't surf the Internet?

He supported his deskmate with his arm and asked softly, "Hey, tell me how to quickly calculate the area of the trapezoid before the teacher found it!" " ""You looked at my face, remember? "

"The one over there is my ex-boyfriend, and next to him is the mistress of the year, his current girlfriend, and they have always been people in my heart." "oh? What do you mean? " "hey."

A friend went to buy home appliances and saw a home weighing scale on the ground. This friend is fat and wants to try the scale when he sees it. So I stepped on it immediately, with a bang. It turned out to be an induction cooker.