Joke diary 100 words or so 10 articles.

Everyone is "I don't know what's going on, but I'm different. I don't know where the money went. I'm broke. "I have a good date. I am very kind to dogs and other small animals. Daily diary, I will bring you the following: joke diary.

Joke diary 1

Last night, I slept with my two sisters. I sleep underground. My two sisters said together, "Kangkang, let me tell you a joke." I said, "All right!

My sister began to speak. Once upon a time, a man wanted to celebrate his birthday, and another man sang a birthday song to him. He sang: I wish you bad luck on your birthday, your cake is moldy, and you are short of arms and legs. It's so interesting. I laughed so hard that my stomach hurt. Is the batter out? Do you think it's funny?

Joke diary 2

Today, when my father sent me to dance, I just entered the dancing place and saw that there were no classmates or parents there. I hurried downstairs to chase my father. My dad said, "How did you get out?" I said, "as soon as I entered there, there was not a classmate or parent who didn't know what was going on."

So dad quickly called the dance teacher. It turned out that today's dance class was cancelled because students from other schools were studying. Then my father and I went home.

Joke diary 3

A short joke can adjust people's mood and relieve the fatigue of the day. I like telling jokes very much.

Whenever my mother gets off work, I will tell her jokes to help her relieve fatigue. I speak very vividly, sometimes in dialect, sometimes in Mandarin, and then add a few broken English. My mother is always convulsed with laughter by me and praises me for my good expressive ability. This aroused my enthusiasm for watching and telling jokes. Not only that, I also learned to change the paragraph and try to make it sound more interesting and humorous!

I like telling jokes.

Joke diary 4

One day, a little rabbit came to the cake shop. It said, "Boss, do you have 100 cake?" The boss said, "No!" The next day, the rabbit came to the cake shop again and asked, "Boss, do you have 200 cakes?"

The boss shook his head helplessly and said, "No!" On the third day, the rabbit came to the cake shop again. The boss said excitedly, "I finally made 200 cakes today!" " Little Nutbrown hare said, "OK, give me two cakes." "

Joke diary 5

When I was getting ready for bed tonight, my father burst out laughing. I stared at him: "What are you laughing at? Dad! " Dad laughed too hard to speak. My mother and I were even more curious when we watched him smirk.

Finally, he smiled and said, "Let me tell you a joke! Two people are working overtime. They are hungry. One said to buy something to eat, and the other said,' Bring me something to eat, anything, as long as it is salty'. The man went out and came back to bring him a pack of salt. " After listening to my father's jokes, my mother and I also burst out laughing.

Joke diary 6

Mom's friend sent a joke to mom's mobile phone. I find it very interesting. Share it with my classmates!

A gecko is wandering. At this time, a big crocodile just climbed up from a distance, ready to eat it in one bite. In desperation, the little gecko hugged the crocodile's leg and shouted, "Mom!" " The crocodile was shocked and immediately burst into tears: "son, don't go to work again." You will become very thin in half a month. Have a good rest on weekends! "

Haha, have fun. Have a nice weekend!

Joke diary 7

Qin Jiayi told me a joke today.

On Xiao Ming's first day at school, the teacher asked her what one plus one equals. Xiaoming doesn't know. The teacher said, "Go home and ask Dad." Xiao Ming went home and asked his father, who was drinking, and his father said, "It's so cool." Xiaoming went to ask grandpa who was singing. Grandpa said, "Open the door, Little Rabbit."

Xiao Ming went to school the next day, and the teacher asked how much is one plus one? Xiao Ming said, "That's cool." The teacher asked Xiaoming to stand outside the door. Xiaoming closed the door and said, "Rabbit, open the door." "The students all laughed.

Joke diary 8

In class the other afternoon, the teacher told us a joke about writing.

It is said that a man wrote a small note asking the doctor to buy a "pig tongue", but it was too empty and was regarded as "buying a thousand pigs" by others. Then the doctor went all over the country and finally bought 1000 pigs. When I got to him, he was stupid. How could he buy a pig tongue and a group of pigs? After listening to the teacher's joke, I remembered that I used to write my own name, but it was too open. My mother was surprised. When did Zhou Xinyao become "Zhou Jin owes Yao"? If you don't write carefully, you will make jokes!

Joke diary 9

Pippi said, "Mom, I'll tell you a joke." Mother thought it was still a story about the blind and the lame, so she said absently, "All right, go ahead." I didn't expect Pippi to tell you something new this time:

The teacher asked Xiao Ming, 1 plus 1 what is it? Xiao Ming said, "I don't know." The teacher said, "Go home and ask your mother."

When I got home, my mother was cooking. Xiao Ming asked, "What is 1 plus 1?" Mother said, "Go away, I don't know." Dad is playing badminton. Xiao Ming asked, "What is 1 plus 1?" Dad said, "One more is cool."

At school, the teacher asked Xiao Ming: What is 1 plus 1? Xiao Ming said, "Go away, I don't know."

The teacher got angry and slapped Xiaoming. Xiao Ming said, "Great, let's have another one."

Joke Diary 10

In the afternoon, when writing an outline. The classroom is very quiet and you can hear the sound of "shua shua". My deskmate was so cunning that she printed out all the outlines to be written. I didn't think "reinforcements" would miss it, so I copied it from him. As a result, I copied it again and found that it was getting more and more wrong. I looked at it carefully and couldn't help laughing. It turned out that he typed the wrong word and missed the word. For example, the word "chairman" is misspelled as "main degree", and the word "cannon" is missing from "54 doors".

I pointed out the mistake to him, and he couldn't help laughing, showing a face of shame.

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