Dr. Xiao Liu: Does my husband understand human language?

Are "engineers" a special race? Dr. Liu's husband, Mr. Bee, is considered the "best husband". He can automatically wash, cook and take care of the children. However, he still has bugs in communication and understanding of "human language". Can this bug be fixed?

* This article is excerpted from "Continuing to Fight in the North and After Collapse: Dr. Xiao Liu's Letter of Relief to Parents". Reprinting without permission is prohibited.

There is a couple joke circulating on the Internet:

Wife: "I will help you buy a watermelon on the way home from get off work. If you meet Liu Ding, buy ten."

Result , my husband, who is an engineer, bought ten melons.

The angry wife asked, and the husband said innocently: "You said it yourself! Buy a watermelon, but if you meet Liu Ding, you have to buy watermelon instead. Ten"

It turns out that my husband thinks in the logical way of engineers writing programs.

Thinking about it this way, my wife’s words were not clear enough, so it cannot be considered wrong! ! But I believe that every wife will collapse: "I can't even think about it on my knees, how can I buy ten watermelons!!"

I heard this joke before and laughed it off. It wasn't until I got married that I realized that for For a husband with a background in science and engineering, this situation really happens! !

One step away from the perfect husband

Mr. Bee is the kind of person who will automatically help with housework. He does not smoke or drink on weekdays. He does not go to the mall unless he is socializing. He is always at home (playing video games) in his free time. ).

But! That’s it!

His way of doing things is really full of the "engineer" style as exemplified above, every instruction is followed by an action, and there are many parts that in the eyes of the wife can be completed easily, but the husband just doesn't do it.

For example:

When you open a used packet of shampoo, you will definitely keep the torn off corners.

Used towels, hanging.

One step away from the perfect husband

After feeling emotional, I vented on Facebook:

"The Polytechnic House is really the best in the world. Husband candidate

No smoking or drinking

No need to attend events if you don’t have any social activities

Must be at home (playing video games) in your free time

Except when you need some time Set up the program in your brain

Then it will automatically wash, cook and take care of the children

Just be patient with language interpretation deficiencies

"Put the children's clothes on" - -gt; Wear only tops and no pants

"Put away the table"--gt; Pile things on the chairs

Come here, all the leftover women

Develop your own engineering house! ”

Unexpectedly, I got a series of enthusiastic responses from the resentful wives I helped him wash up and take him to school.” As a result, my son wore pajamas to school. It's Lao Mu's fault that the instructions were not given clearly. We should say

1. After getting up, help your son brush his teeth and wash his face. ?

2. Change into outdoor clothes, put on socks and cloth shoes. (Remember to choose a good color and match, and if you don’t tell me that wearing cloth shoes will turn into sandals)

One time I forgot to choose, and my husband chose a black striped pair with blue striped pants. It was like his son was going to escape from prison. "Look (inverted)"

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