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Funny and funny phrases to flirt with girls
1. There is only one you in the world, how can I not cherish it.
2. If you like a handsome guy, please don’t take immediate steps. You should get to know him slowly first. Soon, you will find that his friends are more handsome!
3. You must learn to save in life. If you work hard, you will have a good harvest.
4. The money in your pocket is the most ruthless and the fat on your body is the most stubborn.
5. Every time someone is mean to me, I feel that there is something wrong with this person. He can still lose his temper and be speechless in front of such a cute me.
6. After studying for more than ten years, I think it is easier to get along in kindergarten!
7. It is said that a man’s career and appearance are inversely proportional. I couldn't help but look in the mirror. It seemed that I was destined to accomplish nothing in my life.
8. Trying not to love someone is much harder than trying to love someone.
9. After working hard, you realize that there are many things that will still be in vain no matter how hard you persist.
10. Knowledge is an extremely precious thing, and it is not shameful to absorb it from any source.
11. I met an old man carrying something on the road. I wanted to go up and help him carry something, so I casually said: "Old man, let me help you carry it."
12. Although he is young, he is quite heavy. I don’t have much left, but I want to buy a lot.
13. I thought about the word "especially capable of enduring hardship", and I did the first one...
14. Can't keep my mouth shut, can't move my legs, after eating Lying in bed, I wonder how I can become beautiful.
15. The female colleague said the truth in the morning: I actually love a mature and experienced man, because I can give birth to a cute boy myself.
16. I don’t count stars every day when I get off work. Sometimes I can also watch the sunrise.
17. Some people like your face, some people like your voice, some people like your character, some people like your life, but I am different, I don’t like you.
18. They say marriage is the tomb of love, but without a house, you can’t even enter the tomb.
19. Some people say that I look dark. What’s wrong with my dark appearance? The reason why I look dark is because my beauty has exploded. After the explosion, it burns and becomes black.
20. The most painful thing is not being woken up by peeing in the middle of the night, but being woken up by peeing when the alarm clock still rings in half an hour!
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