Phrases and jokes to please my girlfriend. They must work. They can make my girlfriend laugh happily.

A national leader and his premier were flying together. Suddenly, the plane broke down and was about to crash. At this time, besides the two of them, there were a pilot and a little girl on board, but the plane was only equipped with three parachute bags. When the pilot of the plane saw this, he immediately jumped on his umbrella bag, and the leader took the bag and jumped. When the Prime Minister was about to jump, he found the little girl behind him. At this moment, there was a touching scene on the plane ...

Prime Minister: Little sister, I have another parachute bag here.

Little girl: No ... No need.

Premier: Where did you get your umbrella bag?

Little girl: That uncle just now took my schoolbag and jumped.