Can't afford to hurt! These cold jokes are too cold.

Guide: Haha, have you ever seen a cold joke? It is cold enough. Will you be frozen if you talk again? Hey, hey, not much to say, here comes the super cold joke. Let's show you around.

1. There is a little wolf. He was born a vegetarian, not a meat eater. His parents are very worried. As a result, my parents were very pleased to see the little wolf chasing the rabbit one day. Then the little wolf grabbed the rabbit and said, give me the carrot! ... 2. Mom: Son, be a man with backbone. Why do you kneel for help just to borrow toys? Son: What does it matter? Then he would kneel down and beg me to pay back the money. There is a man climbing a rock. When he was about to climb to the top of the mountain, a wolf tried to burn the rope with a burning candle. The man said a word and the wolf blew out the candle. The man said, happy birthday! Passenger: Your drivers drive at an amazing speed, but they seldom have accidents. What is the reason? The driver said, sir, that unskilled driver died in a car accident long ago. 5. I'm very tired and stressed at work recently ~ ~ So I went online and asked a friend I've known for a long time: "How to decompress?" Reply: "Right click" (unzip the file) ... 6. Grandpa is taking medicine in the hospital, and the nurse says it is "effective" for 24 hours. Grandpa has been laughing since he came home. Grandson asked, Grandpa, why do you keep laughing? A: The nurse said "laugh" for 24 hours! 7. A tortoise ran over a snail, and the snail was sent to first aid. After he regained consciousness, the police asked about him. Snail a: I don't remember. At that time, his speed was too fast ... 8. Two farm children were chatting. A suddenly asked: Can your cow smoke? Are you out of your mind? How can cows smoke? Oh, well, maybe your cowshed is on fire. 9. After half a day's homework, I turned on the radio conveniently, and a gentle voice came out: "... If the skin color pays off, the fluff on my face is tender and soft, which means it is very healthy ..." When I heard this, I couldn't help touching my face, looking at the mirror and smiling, looking healthy and lovely. At this moment, I heard the announcer say, "Well, listeners, this time our lecture on pig raising has arrived ..."10. A restaurant kept a parrot hanging at the door, and a guest said, "Hello, welcome! A regular customer thought, "I'll go in quickly and see how you react." One day, he ran in and the parrot said, "Damn it! You scared me! ! ! 1 1. A woman took a check to the bank to cash it. Teller: Can you prove yourself? Puzzled, the woman took out the mirror and took a look. A: Yes! It's me 12. The bachelor pony picked up a handkerchief embroidered with A Xiang and telephone number. Pony dialed the telephone excitedly: hello! Excuse me, is Miss A Xiang there? For a long time, there came a voice: grandma, your phone! 13. Noodles were bullied by steamed bread and Hua Juan was asked to avenge him. Hua Juan went to look for steamed bread. When I met bean curd brain on the road, I mistakenly thought it was steamed bread, so I beat it and went back to get revenge on him. Hua Juan said don't worry, the shit is coming out! 14. a patient asked the doctor before the operating table: will the operation fail and be punished? The doctor replied: deduct my January bonus. But don't worry, I just made 4 thousand yuan in stock trading! 15. I want to remind you that my husband will be back in an hour. But I didn't do anything rude I know. If you want to do something, there is less than an hour left. 16. I received an inexplicable message the other day: "Let's split up and don't contact again." I guess a lovelorn couple sent the wrong message. Out of kindness, I replied: "You sent it wrong, I don't know you." After a while, I received another text message: "You are so cruel." 17. When we first went to college, we introduced ourselves as usual. It's a man's turn to sleep with him. When Wang came on stage to introduce himself, he said, "My name is Wang, and I'm from a certain city. I like playing chess best! ~ "When Wang Gang came down, a female classmate came to the stage to introduce herself:" My name is … "18. Xiaoming went back to the classroom after going to the toilet and told the teacher that there were many ants in the toilet. The teacher suddenly thought of the English word ant for ants, so he tested Xiaoming: What did ants say? Xiao Ming said blankly: Ant ... didn't say anything ... 19. Review = fail, and no review = fail, so review+no review = fail+fail, and seek the common factor, (1+ no) review = (not+1). Damn, the truth was born ... 20. Son: "Mom, I got a hundred points in the exam. What did you give me? " Mom: "Ten dollars." Son: "Then you give me half first. I got 50 points. " 2 1. In class, a male classmate said to the teacher: Teacher, I want to shit. The teacher said to the students very seriously, "Can you be polite?" Answer: "teacher, my ass wants to vomit." 22. In history class, the teacher asked Xiaoming: Do you know what Li Shizhen's works are? Xiao Ming replied: I don't know his works, but I know what his last words were. The teacher was curious and asked him what he said. Xiaoming: Wow, this grass is poisonous ... 23. Boss: Hello, comrades; Employee: the boss is the best; Boss: Comrades have worked hard; Employee: the boss is the hardest; Boss: It was sunny this summer, and all the comrades got a tan. Employee: The boss is the blackest. 24. An Arab student sent an email to his father: Dad, Berlin is a good place. People here are very friendly. But I'm a little embarrassed to go to school. Everyone else goes to school by subway, and I drive a pure gold Mercedes. Dad wrote back: Son, I transferred 200 million yuan to you. Don't embarrass me, go and buy a subway! Editor's note: Is it awesome? After reading a cold joke, people will feel petrified immediately. Casual words reveal a little black humor and make life colorful.

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