There is an urgent need for two spoof sketches about Journey to the West.

White clouds and sky appeared after the lens was empty. Through the clouds, an eagle flies and screams in the air.

The eagle flew down, the camera followed the eagle, and then the panoramic eagle of Zijin City called.

In front of the camera, Pig Bajie was walking in the street, and it came from a distance: selling newspapers, selling newspapers, with a total investment of 654.38 billion yuan.

The movie The Journey to the West will premiere today! Walking sound

Pig stopped and touched his head with his hand.

Pig Bajie said to himself: Journey to the West? No, my old pig is going to have a look. (Note the pause in the action)

Pig Bajie turned and walked to the hawking place and came to the door of the inn (the camera zoomed in on the newsboy).

The newsboy waved a newspaper and shouted.

Newsboy: sell newspapers, sell newspapers! The last one, if you don't buy it, you won't have it!

Pig Bajie hurried forward and shouted, Little brother, I want this newspaper!

The newsboy looked at Pig Bajie with delight.

The newsboy said: Well, this big pig really knows the goods, 100 yuan, thank you.

Bajie opened his mouth wide and pointed at the newsboy.

Pig Bajie: 100 yuan? A newspaper 100 yuan? Son, you are obsessed with money. Why not grab it? Lightning flashes and thunder rumbles.

Newsboy holding a newspaper Newsboy: I said, Brother Pig, today's newspaper is a special issue, a special issue!

Pig eight quit turned his head.

Pig Bajie: Hum! What special edition? It is very expensive! My old pig is a girl 100 RMB! cry

Newsboy laughs Newsboy: Brother Pig, you don't understand the market. All the books bought yesterday are from 50 yuan! This newspaper is the last one. Not expensive, as the saying goes: only buy expensive ones, not the right ones. sigh

Pig made a turn to go and said to himself, Are you kidding? Think I'm really a pig brain? 50 yuan, a gobbledygook!

The newsboy grabbed Pig Bajie.

Newsboy: Don't worry. Look at this newspaper. This is a limited edition. Very collectible. One or two hundred years later, it's absolutely no problem for you to take it out and shoot12 million.

Pig Bajie looked at the newsboy with wide eyes. Pig eight quit to go again, and said, come on, what are you waiting for? After a while, WC will be over. (pause) Laughter.

The newsboy rolled his eyes and pretended to be generous. The newsboy said, Brother Pig, how about this? I have two questions. If you guess correctly, the newspaper will be given to you for free. If you guess both questions wrong, you can buy a newspaper at 100 yuan.

Pig eight quit shook his head.

Pig Bajie said: No, if you ask some questions that ghosts don't understand, treat me like a pig!

The newsboy waved his hand.

The newsboy said: Don't worry, they are all low IQ questions about Journey to the West, just like doing multiple-choice questions!

Pig eight quit around the newsboy.

Pig Bajie said: Really? (Pig Bajie then said to himself: Don't you dare fool 100 RMB for a piece of broken paper. Would you be so kind? Ok, old pig, I'll play with you and see what tricks you can play! )

Pig Bajie and the newsboy each took a step back, and the two sides posed as cockfights to crow and pig hum.

Pig and the newsboy stepped forward and faced each other. (Close-up) Drumming

The newsboy took out the microphone.

The newsboy said: No.1, which girl is the most beautiful in Journey to the West? Drumming sound

Pig Bajie was ecstatic, took out the photo of Chang 'e and said, real pig, such a simple question is also asked. Of course, it's my little lover, charming and lovely sister Chang 'e! acclaim

Pig Bajie waved his hand and played a winning role. Pig Bajie: Thank you! acclaim

The newsboy waved, then smiled and shouted, Congratulations, (pause)-Wrong answer! Surprise (oh? )

Pig eight quit paused and said, boy, are you kidding! No one can be more beautiful than sister Chang 'e, who is the first beauty in the sky! Black whistle! Black whistle!

The newsboy made a hand gesture (close-up). The newsboy immediately said loudly, the correct answer is. . Both beauty and wisdom-Tang Zhen! Drums first, then cheers.

Pig took out a notebook. Pig Bajie: Tang Priest? My master? You have a fever. How can he compare with sister Chang 'e?

Pig Bajie quickly turned on the computer to type.

The image of a Tang priest appeared in the notebook.

Pig Bajie: Hehe, the master is still bald, basically the same as my old pig, still so man. How can you compare with the fairy sister? laugh

The newsboy opened the newspaper and a photo of Tang Zhen appeared.

The newsboy said: You are behind. This is Tang Zhen in Journey to the West. How's it going? Are you drooling?

Pig Bajie is gone, and there is smoke on his head.

Pig Bajie: Is this my master? He's a woman? Who wrote the script for free? The old pig won't become an alien princess, will he? laugh

The newsboy patted the pig on the shoulder.

The newsboy said: How did Brother Pig become an alien princess? People all over the world will not agree with you.

Pig took out the microphone.

Pig Bajie: I thank people all over the world for their support and love for my old pig. Here, I would like to thank the writers in particular for their kindness. Master, you have to hold on! Crying: help me, I want to turn over a new leaf!

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