A cold joke is badly needed! ! !

A man keeps a pig at home. He doesn't want the pig, he wants to throw it away. He tried several times, but the pig came back by himself. One day, he finally made up his mind. He took the pig to a remote suburb and threw it away. Half an hour later, he called back and asked his wife if the pig was back. His wife said, "I have come back!" " "He said," you put that pig on the phone! TMD！ I'm lost, let it take me home! "