An English joke is badly needed.

The husband and wife were driving and speeding. They were stopped by the police and asked the police why they were speeding. The husband said their car was cruising, but the wife said no. The policeman asked why he didn't wear a seat belt, saying that his husband had just taken it off, and his wife said that he never wore a seat belt. Her husband growled at his wife, and the police usually asked his wife if he was so old to her. His wife said, Only when he was drunk.