A short humorous joke.

1, Xiaoming's name has appeared in various stories for decades. Xiao Ming is angry that he confiscated copyright fees, that everyone is not creative, that he always writes stories with his own name, and that he has not received the respect he deserves!

Xiaoming said that it has been several decades since he was born. I hope everyone will respect him and call him Lao Ming. Besides, his friend Xiao Qiang also asked him to tell everyone that he has been 19 years old since he starred in Tang Bohu. Please call him Daqiang!

2. Xiaoming dreams of texting:? Dead vine raven, thousand coke shoes, the world is getting worse, heaven: let me do it! ?

After a while, the other end of the phone replied with eight words:? Tickets are expensive and there are many people waiting in line! ?

Once, my friend came to see me and called me by my real name. I don't want to quit, so I immediately reminded her: No, you have to call me by my nickname. After a few seconds of silence, she carefully opened her mouth and whispered, Xiao Ming.

4. One day after school in kindergarten, I took Xiaoming on the road and passed the transformer. I pointed to the transformer and said, do you know what this is? This is called a transformer. ?

Xiao Ming looked around and asked me with a puzzled face. Mom, where are all the ducks?

5. A farmer likes telling jokes. One day, when a group of people were chatting, he told jokes. When he finished, everyone said: This joke is too light. ? (meaning boring).

He went on to say:? I saw a dung picker at the door this morning. He accidentally slipped, and a load of excrement spilled all over the floor. ?

Everyone said again:? This is also weak. ?

The man smiled and asked, How do you know it's light if you haven't tasted it?

6. Do you know why the holiday is so short? Because there is no morning on holidays. Do you know why it takes so long to start school? Because it has morning as well as morning! !

7. Watching novels and TV plays every day makes the toilet look like a hole.

8. If I pass you on the road and don't say hello to you, it's not because I pretend to be arrogant and play big cards. . Because ... . . . . . I don't have my glasses. . .

9. a:? What kind of 3D movie should I be? It turned out to be a ghost. ?

b:？ Where are the glasses I sent you? .

A:? I haven't worn it, so it won't have that three-dimensional effect! ?

10, I just heard a passer-by tell B that Zhang Mo, a child of Zhang Guoli, was arrested for taking drugs. How does Xu Fan teach children?

I covered my mouth and snickered silently: Look at what a mess this mandarin duck is! Xu Fan Zhang Guoli's wife? To Chen Kaige's regret!

1 1. One day, a man's home was stolen ... nothing was lost except a kitchen knife.

The thief left a note that read: Sorry, big brother, I lost my ID card, and I need a kitchen knife for cooking at home. .....

12, the new westward journey begins. Let's join in and have a look.

Monkey Sun just jumped out as a white naked monkey, and then ate a peach, and his hair grew out.

The family said:? Hey! Eat a peach and it will grow. Hey! ?

I said:? That's eating peaches. If you eat a nectarine, you may not know what it will look like! ?

13, traveling to sanya, eating seafood at a food stall in the evening, near the fish box, the man caught 180 fish with both hands and feet? Hey hey hey? It was all knocked out, and we trembled with fear: doesn't it count to pass it with your fingers?

Dude, put the guy who knocked on the fish in his hand on his chest and say, that was last year's practice, and this year began with eye contact. ?

14, there is an F 15 escort B52. The road is long and boring.

So the pilot of F 15 maneuvered the plane around B52 twice.

And ask each other by radio:? Dude, look how capable my bird is. She can do anything your man can do. ?

B52:？ Really? Then I do an action that you can learn. ?

F 15:？ All right! ?

A few minutes later, F 15 saw that B52 had not changed and asked:? Dude, what did you do?

B52:？ I turned off two engines, and now it's your turn. ?

15、? Li, I ordered you to write poems to amuse yourself. ?

? Your majesty, you can write poems and ask the imperial concubine to grind ink for me. ?

? Haha, talent is talent, and the requirements are so unique. Come on, serve steamed bread, imperial concubine, you can feed Li Bai a few! ?

16, I went home by bus, and a foreigner next to me listened to music with an ipod. The loud headphones make me a little impatient.

After thinking for two minutes, I finally got up the courage to speak to foreigners in English. Can you turn it down?

Foreigners in popular words, clear pronunciation and mellow voice shouted: none of your business?

17, mobile prepaid phone bill to send oil, and there is a chance to take a trip to Japan and South Korea! Not long after, I received a letter of complaint from a man named Han You. ...

18, 1. Cao Cao captured Guan Yu and treated him well-> 2. Guan Yu took Liu Bei's wife to Cao Ying-> 3. Cao Cao released Guan Yu and asked him to take Liu's wife-> 4. When Zhao Yun saved Adou, Cao Cao refused to let people shoot arrows-> When Liu Bei saw A Dou, he wanted to throw him to death-> 6. When Wei Jun attacked Chengdu, Dou opened the door and surrendered. It can be inferred that Adou is the son of Cao Cao and Guan Yu.

19、? Everyone says I look only over 80 kg, but I actually have 1 12 kg. What is my weight? Taste. ?

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