"Cold joke" anti-logic joke

1, Xiaoming and Xiaohong are in love. The next day, people fished them up.

2. My friend bought an outdoor watch with good quality. It was not bad to fall off the cliff, but people died.

3. Girls send box lunches to boys every day, two months later? The boy said shyly to the girl:? Lunch is delicious. Me? Not finished, the girl said? Really! That's what my brother did. He likes you for a long time! ?

4. Liu Bei said to Zhang Fei: Third brother, go and take his life. ? Zhang Fei galloped with his spear aimed at Lu Bu. Hey, do you know why my brother called me here? Lu bu looked at him. Come and kill me? Zhang Fei laughed. No, no, my big brother asked me to take yours? Taking his word, Lu Bu turned and cursed. Damn it! Feifei, so many people call me Bubu, don't call me Bubu. ?

My brother has to work overtime at night, so he can't come back, leaving me and my nephew at home. It thundered that night, and I was going to sleep. At this time, my sister-in-law said that she was afraid of thunder. Later, my sister-in-law slept in the bed. In order to comfort my sister-in-law, I held her in my arms and slowly my sister-in-law fell asleep. I was a little sleepy, so I slept together until morning. My brother came back and the door was open. My brother watched me sleep with my sister-in-law. So he smiled and said:? Or sister is sensible. ?

6、? Take this 200 thousand to pay tuition. ? Hearing the president's refusal, she blushed. Ah, no! Although my family is poor, I can't take your money! ? Never mind, wait until I lend it to you, and then pay me back when you have money. ? Huh? But I have no money. Then sell yourself, huh? The president provoked an evil smile on her chin. She couldn't help being intoxicated and nodded shyly. Then the president sent her to the northeast to sell ginseng.

7. My favorite sister bought a necklace as a birthday present. Sister asked:? Don't you want to confess to me? At that time, when that one was excited, he immediately confessed! My sister looked at me for a long time and said contemptuously, I'll give you back the necklace! ? At that time, my heart was cold:

? Don't you like me? I bought it with a month's salary! ? Sister said:? We will all be a family from now on. Give the necklace back quickly. It's expensive! ? Happiness comes too suddenly! ? Since then, I have a stepmother?

When I cut onions, I always close my eyes and think I won't cry, but I still cry when I cut my hands.

I can't see my fingers. It turned out to be Doraemon.

10, everyone who loves to shake his legs has a sewing machine in his heart!

1 1. In the food workshop that produces spicy strips, the manager emphasized at the meeting. I don't want to break it to you, but what you are doing now is rubbish. ?

12、? Let me give you a brain teaser. What's the name of Huo Yuanjia's brother?

? This is too simple, Huo Yuanyi. ?

? No, it's Huo Jiao B?

13, Q: What is your relationship with your best friend?

A: He entered the pyramid scheme, and I was the first to go offline.

14, can I take off my right eyeball? _? And put it on? _? Take off your left eye? _? And put it on? _? , all down? _? Are you blind if you can't put it in the slot? ! ! !

15、? If one day I sleep with your wife, are we still brothers?

? Not exactly. ?

? What is that?

? That counts. . . It's even. ?

16, my brother said that I failed to write my composition at school today because there were not enough words. I told him: Brother, as a man, you should know that the necessary skill you need in your future life is to be able to pull your calf, even if you can't do anything, but your calf must be full of vitality. Writing is to develop your skills.

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