Seek humor and jokes. ...

Go out to play with a pack of poker and be hungry until noon. The king said that someone should get something to eat. As a result, you pushed me and I pushed you fifty-four. Finally, Liu Xin said, I suggest that Sanshe get something to eat! Mei Huasan jumped up and shouted, why me? Six hearts say: plum blossom three lane!

A couple came to the school hospital. The woman is pitiful, and the man is anxious about all kinds of love. He asked, doctor, please help me look at the wound on her hand. The doctor asked: has this wound been half a day? "Well, I cut myself on a piece of paper this morning." Doctor: If you come half a day late again, the wound will be ... The man is busy answering the phone: How about it? "Just be yourself."

Woman: "Put it on!" Man: "It's cool not to wear it!" Woman: "Wear it safely!" Man: "Trust my skills." Woman: "I won't let you go without it!" " "Man:" You look like a man without it! "Woman:" Are you bored? Will riding a motorcycle and wearing a helmet kill you? ! "You really want to wrong!