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Zhuge Liang's jokes
Zhuge Liang did something wrong, and Liu Bei sent someone to summon Zhuge Liang. Zhuge Liang was scared and sweaty, worried that Liu Bei would lose his temper and curse himself.
Clever Ma Su saw Zhuge Liang's mind and said to Zhuge Liang, I know a little about psychology, which can help him avoid being scolded by his master.
Hearing this, Zhuge Liang quickly said, come here and I'll listen.
Masu: When the host is angry, you can sit closer to him, so his tone will be much gentler.
Zhuge Liang came to Liu Bei's office and sat down next to Liu Bei, thinking that Liu Bei would not start cursing.
Unexpectedly, Liu Bei struck the table and shouted, stay away from me!
Scared Zhuge Liang to move away quickly. Liu Bei immediately began to scold Zhuge Liang, Zhuge Liang!
Zhuge Liang was so angry that he wanted to smoke Ma Su!
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