Seven 8-year-olds' bedtime jokes

In the morning, Bao Xiao is still sleeping. His mother told Bao Xiao to get up, but Bao Xiao didn't want to.

Mother said, "How is it sung in children's songs? Didn't you say "the early bird catches the worm"?

Bao Xiao said, "That bug can't get up early."

Second,

In kindergarten, teachers teach children English.

The teacher pointed to the blackboard and asked, "Which child knows how you are?"

Xiaojun volunteered to raise his hand and answered, "Why you?"

"How old are you?" The teacher continued to ask questions.

This time, Xiaojun raised his hand even higher-"Why is it always you?"

Third,

The baby was sleeping when a mosquito flew to her arm.

Dad drove away the mosquitoes and put some toilet water on the baby's arm.

The baby woke up with a start and shouted, "Mom, the mosquito just peed on my arm!" " "

Fourth,

Holding my son downstairs, I met my neighbor Li Nainai in the elevator.

Li Nainai took a piece of candy from her pocket and gave it to her son.

I reminded my son, "Grandma gave you candy. What do you want to say?"?

Son: "Anything else?"

Five,

Dongdong heard that his mother came back from work and rushed out of the room and shouted, "Mom, do you know how long a toothpaste is?"

I don't know. Mom said doubtfully.

"I just know that it can be squeezed from the sofa to the kitchen door."

Six,

Son: "Dad, is ink expensive?"

Dad: "Why do you think ink is expensive?"

Son: "I spilled ink on the carpet, and my mother lost her temper and slapped me."

Seven,

Mother asked her son to make soy sauce.

Before going out, the mother told the child, "wait for the bus to cross the road."

After waiting at home for a long time, my son didn't come back. My mother was in a hurry, so she quickly went out to find the children.

I saw my son standing on the side of the road, looking around.

Mom said, "Why don't you cross the street"?

The son said, "I've been waiting for a long time and I haven't seen a car."

Eight,

Father: "Children shouldn't lie. When I was your age, I never lied! " "

Child: "How old did you start lying?"

Nine,

The little guy has a little fever. He stayed at home and didn't want to go to kindergarten.

I said, "it doesn't matter, it's just a small problem."

The son cried and said, "How did that become a big problem?" ?

Ten,

At the dinner table, my son accidentally knocked over his rice bowl.

I opened my eyes wide and raised my chopsticks, ready to fall on his head.

The son said slowly, "Don't be angry, have something to say."

Like pulling the ball out of the valve core, I lost my temper.