Funny sentences about boasting

Funny self-praising sentences

Introduction: I’m surprised, why do people always say I’m handsome! Next are the articles I have collected for you, welcome to read!

Funny self-praising sentences (1)

After getting to know you, a sense of intellectual superiority arises spontaneously.

Don’t say sorry to me, because we have nothing to do with each other.

When money stands up and speaks, all truth is silent.

If one day I become a pervert, please don’t forget that I was also innocent.

It is said that the way to ruin a good song is to use it as an alarm, the way to ruin a good book is to include it in the exam, and the way to ruin a crush is to confess to him. , and the way to ruin a longed-for place is to go there during festivals!

The teacher said: "The pig is a very useful animal. Its meat can be eaten, its skin can be used to make leather, and its hair can be used for brushing. Who can tell now that it has other uses? Any other uses? ""Teacher," a student stood up and replied, "its name can be used as a curse."

The tragedy of life is that after a night of hard work and beautiful dreams, you can’t remember them all when you wake up the next morning!

The eyes are elegant and quiet, looking back at the waves, like a pretty girl from the south of the Yangtze River; but there is a hint of stubbornness, and the charm of a daughter from the north.

The "generation gap" is that I asked my dad what he thought of "Chrysanthemum Terrace" and he said he had never tried it.

Gentle, considerate, knowledgeable, well-mannered, coquettish, willful, independent, generous, and endurance

If handsome people can be eaten, I can feed 3 billion people.

Being mean is also an art, let’s improve this art together

“Narcissism” means that I must be reincarnated as a man in my next life, and then marry someone like me woman.

Life is a book, a fool reads it casually, a wise man reads it carefully, because the wise man knows that he only has one chance to read it

Brother, lower the resolution on your face OK?

Last time a girl asked me, how many beautiful girls have you chased in your life? I told her there was no one, and a friend of mine next to me told the truth to the girl. Usually pretty girls chase him, and the girl fainted at that time

How many children have been harmed by exams, and how many honest children have learned cheated.

They say money is a sin, and everyone is trying to get it; they say that beauty is a disaster, and everyone wants it; they say that high places are too cold, and everyone is climbing; they say that smoking and drinking are harmful to the body, but they don’t quit; they say that heaven is the most beautiful, Neither will go.

If cutting off your hair means cutting off memories, then if I cut my head bald, can I lose my memory?

Dad said that handsome men will lie, and mom said that men who are not handsome will also lie. Your dad is a good example. Look at your ranking to know how many people are in your class.

Except for being handsome, he has no shortcomings. Why! ! Tell me why! ! How can I be so good!

Beautiful girls are born beautiful. Fair skin, big eyes, delicate nose, full mouth, plus a cute "Zi Lai Curly", form a natural and beautiful picture.

I’m surprised, why do people always say I’m handsome? It’s so annoying!

I wanted the paper plane to take me flying into your heart, but unexpectedly it crashed halfway.

Although I am handsome, I am very low-key! Funny self-praising sentences (2)

★, I know that I am a suave person, a little bit chic————Yin Qianzhang's "Gu Jian Qi Tan"

★, God I was given a handsome face, but I was not given eyes that know how to appreciate. ——(Classic sentence)

★. It’s not me who is wrong, I am always right.

It's not that I'm too confident, but the fact - (classic sentence)

★, because I'm not handsome enough to make others fall in love with me, so I can only choose to be narcissistic.

★, Live a life full of confidence, every morning, I always wake up with my own handsomeness ~——(classic sentence)

★, I have habitually avoided the eyes of strangers , after all, as a handsome guy, my unintentional look at each other may become an unforgettable memory for her in this life. Not disturbing is my gentleness...

★. There is only one situation where a love rival is needed:

That is narcissism,

I really wish someone could,

Love yourself more than yourself. ——(Classic sentence)

★. There is a feeling that is more painful than falling out of love, which is called being sentimental.

★, Don’t overestimate your position in my heart

★, I will definitely be a man in my next life and marry a good woman like me!

★. I have grown up, learned to smile, learned to be strong, and learned not to shed tears for anyone.

★、The jade tree beats Pan An in the wind, and a pear blossom crushes the begonia

★、One star falls, but it cannot dim the brightness of the starry sky; one flower is reduced to nothing, and the whole spring cannot be barren

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★. If you are jealous, don’t give up. If you are envious, please continue

★. Don’t force me, otherwise I will become great and out of control.

★, Don’t be obsessed with me, he is just a legend

★, Hey. Why haven’t I seen anyone who is more handsome than me yet?

★. The weather is nice today. It’s a good day to go out and express your handsomeness. ;