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Looking for humorous jokes.

Where do you like to stay best?

-Asshole

Which bastard? (Internet cafe)

Notorious bastard. (Feiyu Internet Cafe) (boss Feiyu is going to sneeze)

2.- Hello, are you there?

Godmother?

3. Have you heard of Gao Mingjun?

Yes, I have heard his My Belly is in the Rain. (belly in the wind and rain? Alone! )

4.- Let me buy you a drink.

-Don't get drunk.

5.-alas!

-Why are you so sentimental? It's not like an interesting girl at all. (flower season)

6.- Very affectionate boy to girl:

You get a chicken in life, but you have no regrets when you die.

7.- Where are you?

-I'm in the tortoise! ! !

8. Did you study last night?

Syphilis!