100 thousand cold jokes, keep laughing

100 thousand cold jokes, keep laughing

? You young people just take money too seriously! ? Dad criticized us. Don't put anything on the table. What if the wind blows away? ? Is it funny? Here are100000 cold jokes I prepared for you. Let's laugh together!

You can't laugh at a hundred thousand cold jokes (1) 1. When I went downstairs in the morning, I accidentally rolled down from the second floor because I had just mopped the floor, and rolled more than ten steps. Mom and dad look silly.

As a result, I got up and changed as if nothing had happened. After coming down, I showed off my tenacious vitality to my parents.

As a result, my dad said, it's quite tenacious. In those days, two abortifacients didn't kill you. What are these steps? . . What? . Yao. .

Today, I had a whim and ran to ask my mother where I came from.

I didn't expect to find the answer in the garbage.

She said: You are the hostage I used to threaten my grandmother in exchange for your father.

I chatted with my cousin on the internet that day. He complained to me that his father, that is, my uncle, went through menopause and was a little abnormal. He didn't like dogs that day, hit his cousin, and then he was in a good mood?

4. Son: Dad, where are we going? Why isn't the ticket you bought a home ticket? Aren't we going back to spend the holidays with mom?

Dad: Baby, we are going to Tudou to record the Spring Festival party! Since we participated in the program "Where is Dad?", 30 TV stations all over the country have asked us to record the Spring Festival Gala. Dad shut down seven TV stations for fear that you were tired. Now we only need to go to 23 TV stations to record programs.

I am a fat man, so I discuss with my parents what to do at home.

Dad said: Is the son a bodyguard? .

I don't understand and ask: Why?

Dad:? This job is good, one shot can't penetrate you! ?

What's my mom talking about? No way! It is too heavy to drive a bodyguard! We can't afford a flat tire! ?

Laugh a hundred thousand cold jokes (2) 1, and chat with dad:? Dad, if you are young, you will suffer more. Maybe I'm a rich second generation, an official second generation? .

Dad:? You are suffering now, your son is a rich second generation, the second generation of officials? .

Me:? Why should I suffer and let that little bastard enjoy himself?

Dad:? That's what I thought at the time.

2. At dinner today, I said: Dad, look, all my classmates have gone abroad.

My dad said, "What's that? My classmates are all attending the funeral. " .

3. Go shopping with my mother at night and walk to the gate of the mall.

Mom told me that you should play dumb when you go in.

Me: Why? The clothes seller may feel sorry for me, so it's easy to bargain.

4. My TV is broken. Last night, the repairman rode an electric tricycle and pulled it back for repair. As a result, the car overturned halfway and completely smashed the TV. I sent a new one to my home today.

But my mother was so happy that when she left, she still insisted that my refrigerator was broken. We'll go back and fix it tonight. ...

Laughing at 100,000 cold jokes (3) 1. Son: Mom, do you mind if I find someone older than me?

Mom: I don't care if you find someone bigger than me. The point is that you have to find it.

2. My mother and I talked about my grandmother when she was young, and said that she was recognized as the first beauty in the city. So I asked with emotion and doubt: Bragging, right? Grandma used to be so beautiful?

My mother proudly said: Of course! That's my mother. You think it's your mother! ?

3、? Mom and dad are cold and violent to you?

? Well, is your daughter-in-law also cold-blooded to you?

? Oh, come on, let's stand tight. It's still cold to be locked out of the balcony on this day. ?

I just got up in the morning and sat in the living room wearing a blanket and pajamas. My mother told my father: Look at your daughter's figure, just like a car model! ?

Dad said: Please, your daughter's body is a wheel.

The girl bought a pair of trousers, which are too long to try on. She asked her grandmother to help cut it short, but she said she was busy. I have no time to find my mother; I have no time to find my sister.

The girl fell asleep in disappointment.

Grandma thought of her little granddaughter's pants when she was busy with housework, so she cut them a little shorter. Sister came back and cut her pants short again; Mom also cut her pants short when she came back, and finally she couldn't wear them.

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