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What does your brother think of your height?
My brother has always been very proud that his sister is a 158cm girl. He often took me out to play when I was a child. He and his friend Hese had a taller sister. But at home, I am always disliked for being short. But when people say I am short, he will immediately retaliate: "What's wrong with being short? Condensation is the essence."? Hahahahahaha This is a typical example where only state officials are allowed to set fires and people are not allowed to light lamps.
When I was learning to ride a bicycle as a child, my brother helped me steady on the back seat. I was scared of a big downhill slope when he let go. ? I was so frightened that I turned my head, the steering wheel tilted, and I felt like I was flying halfway down the street. ? The newly bought bicycle broke down and the new girl fell. My brother is a top student and I am a bad student. ? Once I asked him a chemistry question. He kept laughing at me and scolding me for being so stupid. There was a fight and I even tore up his test paper. ? When he woke up the next day, he found the chemistry notes he had organized on his desk.
Also, I was in high school at the time, so he asked me where I planned to study in college. I said I haven't thought about it yet. ? He said he should go to Wuhan University (he went to Wuhan University). I didn’t say anything. ? He thought for a moment and said to me: "I will take care of you." I smiled, thinking that he just said it casually. Then he added seriously, "Really." A very solemn tone. ? At that moment, I was moved by his seriousness.
When I first entered college, my mother gave me a semester’s pocket money at once. How had I ever taken so much money? I spent it all in less than a month. ? I didn’t dare to tell my mother, so I told my brother. Without saying a word, he took care of me for a semester. A few years ago, I complained to my brother that the older I got, the less and less I received as a gift. ? Later he joined the work. He gives me a New Year gift every year, saying it is to supplement my lucky money. ? Either a new bag, or your favorite lipstick and eyeshadow. Anyway, there are surprises every year.
I posted on Moments that I wanted to eat the candied haws on Beijing Road, but I didn’t buy it myself because it was raining heavily outside. My brother bought it after get off work.
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