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At the Spring Festival Gala, a drunk and a policeman sang together and changed (Welcome to Beijing).
The new lyrics of "Welcome to Beijing" in the Spring Festival Evening Crosstalk "A New Theory of Five Senses"
The police are very obedient to me.
Please don't be angry.
Drunk driving has nothing to do with me.
Our boss is here to entertain us.
Let me go with you.
Red drops, yellow drops, beer drops, foreign drops.
And two boxes of Daqu.
No matter far or near, they are all guests.
I have no manners.
Since sitting together
Drink it all.
Police, let me tell you something.
I have no problem drinking.
I have no luck to meet you today.
Police, let me tell you something.
Anyone who has a dream is great
You can fly a plane after drinking.
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