The funniest selling jingle

The most humorous selling jingles are as follows:

1, my client abused me thousands of times, and I regard my client as my first love.

2, one room and one world, brothers are not selling houses, but the world.

3, about taking a look: I have been waiting for you in the wind and rain; He came, he came, he really came with money.

4. Get on the bus first and then replace it; Buy a house early, or your partner will run away sooner or later.

5, the earth does not explode, we do not have a holiday; We will not rest until the earth restarts; As soon as you enter real estate, it is as deep as the sea. From then on, I was a passer-by.

6, buying a house in Qingming, guangzong Yaozu.

7, the crowd looked for him for thousands of Baidu, and suddenly looked back, but that person was selling a house in the city.

8.TA still loves you, stocks are rising and house prices are falling.

9. Go in in full, don't block the door of the mortgage, please move the small yellow car at the entrance of the provident fund; The society is very simple. You can't buy a house by yourself. You can't make money as fast as the rise in house prices.

10, break zero this week, always smile, keep your promise and benefit endlessly!

1 1, what is sold here is not a house, but welfare; What you bought was not a house, but a profit.

12, new orders are renewed side by side, performance is doubled, and glory is created again.

13. Grasp the true humanity, understand the truth and achieve the true life.

14, quality improvement, communication and sharing, intensive cultivation and eternal glory.

15, the new trend of buying a house and renting it back, leaving it to the lessor for decoration; The return is stable and worry-free, and sincere cooperation lasts forever.