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Are there any short and elegant jokes?
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One day, the devil took the princess away, and the princess desperately called for help.
Devil: You can scream loudly, and no one will come to save you.
Princess: Broken throat. My throat is broken.
Nobody: Princess, I'm coming to save you.
Devil: Speak of the devil.
Cao Cao: Devil, did you call me?
Demon: Wow! I saw a ghost!
Ghost: Hey! It was still discovered.
Or: nonsense, who found me?
Who: I'm here to watch the fun.
Lively: What do I have to see?
Me: What? You dare to call me ugly?
You: It's none of my business. Why did you mention me?
What: Who said that?
Who: I didn't speak.
Me: Are you deaf?
You are deaf. Can you hear the princess calling for help?
Princess: It's none of my business. Who told the devil to arrest me?
Who: I didn't? He caught it himself.
Demon: ...
It is said that the devil suffers from schizophrenia.
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