I want some office jokes.

1. One morning, my boss called me and asked me why I hadn't arrived at the company yet. I opened the window to let the noisy voice into the phone and said, it's almost there! Talking on the phone while driving can cause an accident. The boss said: dead girl, I called your landline!

3. A company boss: I am the boss in the company. Friend: I believe it. But at home? Boss: Of course I'm the boss. Friend: What about your wife? Boss: She is the neck. Friend: Then why? Boss: Because you have to turn your head, you should listen to your neck.

4. The staff of a certain department had a dinner party and set two tables. Hairy crabs on the dining table, wild and small; The hairy crabs on the staff table are cultured and very big. The leader was very angry, and the director of the office explained that their desk was carried by people!

The manager of a company asked the secretary to forward the official document to the boss: tell the boss that there will be a batch of orders in Europe next month, and I think the company needs to bring someone to have a meeting with them.

The boss signed the back of the document: Go ahead.

After receiving it, the manager immediately instructed his subordinates to buy a plane and plan their trip, while he was packing.

On the day of departure, I was stopped by my secretary.

Secretary: What are you doing?

Manager: Go to Europe for a meeting!

Secretary: Does the boss agree?

Manager: Didn't the boss say "Go" to me?

Secretary: You have been in the company for so long, don't you know the English level of the boss? The boss means to go to the head!