Men and women dating awkward scene joke

1, usually after 10 am at the earliest, women should dress up, men should take some money, and women should pretend to be embarrassed when they meet. Men generally praise women, which is better than photos. Then the man asks the woman what she likes to eat, and the woman can say anything. Then men take women to dinner, and men begin to show their humor.

This man thinks that he hasn't been with me long enough. Just say we can sing. The woman said it was too late. The man said nothing. I'll take you home later.

Generally, at this stage, men will not hold women's hands, and may not even hold hands. Men say you sing well, and when you sing, women will let go. When a man hears it, it's really ugly, and he has to say it's ok. It's good.

The woman is still thinking that this man is sunny, and it is a little late at this time. The man said let's go, I'll take you home, but the woman still has to think that this man doesn't like me and is still a little lost.

5. The two began to wonder how they couldn't go home. The man said it's so late, and I'm not at ease when you go home. I didn't stay long enough. The woman said I had to go home, and the man said I'd take you. As a result, they didn't walk a few meters for 10 minutes.

6. Later that woman said I couldn't go home. The reason may be that the dormitory is closed, or that friends are back. Men will solemnly say, why don't I find you a hotel? The woman said, but promise not to touch me. The man said, don't worry, I'm not a bad person, and then hid my fame with a smile.

7. Then they entered the hotel. They chatted for a while and watched TV. From time to time, the man said, "Woman, you are really beautiful." The man said, "You have to go to work or school tomorrow, so go to bed early." The woman had to pretend to be embarrassed. The man said, "Can I sleep with you and do nothing?" .

8. When the woman said yes, the man hugged her and said, honey, if I hold you like this, you will not be cold, and the woman will hold you. The man said, may I kiss you? The woman also acquiesced, but generally nothing will happen at this time.

9. At this time, the man wants to move further and starts to take off the woman's clothes and take off the bottom line. At this time, the woman began to refuse and pushed the man away. The man saw if he was in love, so he said, honey, I'm sorry, I was too impulsive. You should know that I am a man, not to mention that you are so beautiful.

10. At this time, the woman regards the man as a relative and tells her that her love life is bumpy and her life is confused. At this time, the man began to show his gentleness. Baby, if you had met me earlier, you wouldn't have suffered so much. Don't be afraid. There's me.

1 1. After breaking through the psychological defense of women, everyone let go. The man started kissing the woman, then touched her, wet, dripping, itchy, and then smacked, and everything was finished. Women are mentally exhausted and men are sleepy.

12, the woman began to ink with the man, and the man fell asleep. Later, the woman fell asleep. When I get up the next day, the man will be a little embarrassed, and the woman really feels that she is meeting someone.

13, the average man will invite a woman to breakfast, which proves that she is not a fickle person, while a woman obviously feels that she is not an outsider and will talk to a man very carelessly. Men are beginning to think that this woman is a bit unreliable.

14, a strange rule is that men usually see the advantages of women before they go to bed with women, and after they go to bed, they see the disadvantages of women.

15, there are only a few reasons why men and women can be objects. The condition of the first man is really bad, and it is difficult to find a partner. The second person is actually very responsible. Men feel that they can't leave when they sleep, and then they will rediscover the advantages of women. Otherwise, men generally don't get along with women, because he gets physical comfort and feels that you are not the one who can communicate with his heart.