A questionable joke.

1.

The teacher felt that the classroom atmosphere was tense during class, and suggested changing the teaching mode, so that students could write all the recent lecture questions on a piece of paper and explain them to you after collecting them, provided that they were anonymous. Ten minutes later, the teacher took the note and began to read:

? Teacher, what's your monthly income? The teacher shook his head.

? Brother, let me through. I will give you the seeds. ? The teacher is sweating.

? Teacher, what's your problem? The teacher wiped her sweat.

? Teacher, is your daughter in primary school? Be careful! ? The teacher began to tremble.

The last one has started.

? Teacher, you did well in class. ? The teacher relaxed a little and went on reading? Then my question is why the teacher asked us to ask questions, and whether it was stimulated by anything. ?

The class laughed.

2.

One day, Xiaoming did something wrong and was punished by his mother for kneeling in front of the Buddha statue. His mother said: when the Buddha tells you to get up, you get up. As soon as Xiaoming's mother turned to do something else, Xiaoming ran to play. Xiao Ming's mother found Xiao Ming in an anxious state and asked him: Did the Buddha say he could get up? Xiao Ming said indignantly, because Guanyin said yes.

3.

My son is walking in the street,

Suddenly a little girl came running to me with a stack of paper and pens and said, Sir, if you don't mind, would you mind asking two questions?

I thought about it and said, of course. So, how old are you? What's your name?

4.

A man in QQ (? Q: What's your name?

I said, what's your name?

The man said: I ask first, you answer first.

I said, whoever asks first will answer first.

The man said: You are so stubborn!

I think this man ... will ignore him.

After a while.

The man said: You guessed it.

I wonder what he guessed.

So I asked: Guess what?

The man said, I guess you must have some questions for me.

I said, oh, what do I have to ask you?

The man said, look, two more questions were asked.

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