A joke about "Where is Dad going?"

2. TV is totally different from reality! Just now I said to my dad, "Dad, can you sing little stars?" What my dad said turned out to be: "Go and get the calf! Almost 30 fucking years old, like a mental retardation! " ?

Tian Liang's life is undoubtedly successful. So far, he has made five great achievements, and it is estimated that it is difficult for ordinary people to surpass him. The five major achievements include: 1, winning the world diving championship; 2. Successfully transformed into an actor; 3. Married Ye Yixi; 4. Cindy, the daughter who gave birth to a wind; I helped my daughter find Zhang Yuexuan 20 years in advance.

4. "Young Xia, look at this snow lotus. It is crystal clear and flourishing. Its color is definitely a rare top grade in a hundred years! As long as you eat, you will not be old for ten years! " "Oh, what does that have to do with me?" Jimmy Lin pushed away the businessman and said. ?

5. My colleague's four-and-a-half-year-old baby has already watched Daddy, where are you going? Not less than ten times, especially like Kimi. In the morning, he hugged his father and shouted, "Dad!" Dad readily agreed: hey! He turned around and shouted enthusiastically, "Mabie"! Mom was stunned,,,

I learned that this ugly beggar turned out to be my biological father, Duan Yanqing. Duan Yu was stunned, and it took a long time to return to absolute being. He asked timidly, "Dad, can you sing little stars?"

7. Sean's life is also successful. 1 is a successful chef, 2 is a successful international model, 3 married a beautiful daughter-in-law Kou Jing, 4 gave birth to his beloved son Zhang Yuexuan, and 5 helped Zhang Yuexuan find Cindy 20 years earlier!

8. I'm worried that Guo Jingjing regrets not marrying Tian Liang. Some people worry that Jimmy Lin lacks funds to run variety shows. Some people worry that there are no movies in Guo Tao, so they go to curry favor with Wang Yuelun. I'm worried that Sean's modeling career is so difficult. For these people. It really only means. Would you please check the balance of your bank card? I also asked your mother-in-law for 200 yuan of living expenses to go to the forum and ask if you want to fight with her. Xia Shangzhou

Nine or six decades later, Jimmy Lin's grandson said, "Grandpa, you haven't changed at all." Jimmy Lin said, "Shh, don't let your mother know."

10, in the deep palace, there are dangers everywhere, and the brother who is vying for the throne can be described as walking on thin ice. One day, grandpa four saw myna bow his head and hurried by, so he hurried to catch up and asked, "Laoba, Laoba, where are you going?" Hearing grandpa four's inquiry behind him, Zhang Ting's heart suddenly sank, and then he turned around and waited for a while and said, "I'm not afraid of anything? ..... "@ Jack Bobby

1 1, "Where is Dad going?" Several Macey goods looked at each other. . Shine with stones every day! ! ~

1 1. Just now my father and I said, "Dad, can you sing little stars?" My dad: "Get out! Almost thirty, like a retard! "

Someone replied that someone was surprised to see Tian Liang teaching his daughter to swim. Ah, he can swim. Sensible people dive with nets!