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Which TV series did you watch? Do you think you should read more?
Xiao Shenyang wanted to play with Ji Xiaolan, but he killed him on the spot.
At a banquet, I wanted to humiliate Ji in public. Ji Xiaolan is late. After entering the door, a dog outside followed him.
So Shenyang asked Ji Xiaolan, Oh, Jishilang, what is this? Is it a wolf (assistant minister) or a dog
Next to the advice, adults quickly answer, assistant minister, it is a dog.
Make everyone laugh. Ji Xiaolan knew that he had suffered a loss, and he came up with the countermeasures in just a few tens of seconds.
Ji Xiaolan asked? There are adults and ministers who have become such big officials. Can't you tell whether they are wolves or dogs? Then I have to teach you, whether it's a wolf or a dog, you have to look at the dog's tail. The wolf pulls down and the dog climbs up (Shangshu). Remember that Shangshu was a dog? .
They laughed again. At this time, the suggestion and adult said, Ji Xiaolan is really eloquent.
Suggestion: wolves eat meat, dogs eat dung, this thing eats meat, assistant minister is a dog? There is no doubt about it.
Little Shenyang saw that this man was a stranger, so he asked the adults what his position was.
My name is Liu, and I'm a new official of Jiangnan Road.
Ji Shulan responded: Oh, it was this suggestion. What was suggested just now is not appropriate. Although wolves eat meat, dogs don't. It eats meat when it meets meat, and poops when it meets shit (recommended)!
Everyone laughed again!
Little Shenyang is proud of his couple, but he is laughed at by Ji Xiaolan.
The background of the story is that the Ministry of Industry is on fire, and Jin Taiwei wants to rebuild the Ministry of Industry.
So little Shenyang formed an alliance: the Ministry of Water Resources caught fire and Jin Shangshu built a building.
This first film skillfully uses five elements to describe Jin Taiwei's reconstruction of the Ministry of Industry, so Xiao Shenyang proudly called Ji Xiaolan to the second film, thinking that he could be stumped once and embarrassed once.
I didn't expect Ji Xiaolan to calmly analyze: My Lord, you were born in the south, but you have a northerner's face. My Lord, nave, since there is fire and water in your upper part of Jin Mu, I will use east, west, north and south to build the lower part. Listen carefully, the second half of me is a northerner, the second half is a southerner, and something comes from nave.
As a result, Xiao Shenyang was so angry that he couldn't speak, stealing chickens and wasting rice.
Ji Xiaolan is very popular with women.
As the first gifted scholar in Qing Dynasty, Ji Xiaolan was very popular, especially among women. He's everywhere? Female fans? Seeking literary advice from him and talking about poetry while drinking made Du Xiaoyue, who had followed Ji Xiaolan for many years, feel a little jealous.
Captain Jack: Language is a very attractive tool. It can be rigid or flexible. When it is rigid, it can be regarded as. Weapons? ,? Murder? Invisible; Flexibility can be a bridge of love and teach people to be committed to life and death.
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