Are there any polite pictures and funny language?

I only trust two people in this world, one is me and the other is not you.

Life is so fucking interesting, because life always fucking plays me.

Study hard and want to go to school every day!

Leaves leave, because of the pursuit of the wind or because the trees don't stay?

Some people just don't understand. If you don't have sex, he won't know that you are his father.

Do you think I'll watch you die? I'll close my eyes!

Buddha said: "Looking back 500 times in previous lives, you can only get through once in this life."

I would rather pass the world by 500 times in my life.

The night gave me a pair of black eyes, but I rolled my eyes with them.

The Internet is like a prison. You stole a wallet, went in, and went out to know everything.

Nu Wa shoots every day.

Brothers are like brothers, and women are like clothes. If anyone touches my brother, I will strip his clothes!

I am an actor. I turn my eyes when I see beautiful MM. ...

God lied to everyone, because hell is the most beautiful! The Buddha knew the truth, so the Buddha said, "If I don't go to hell, who will?"

I don't know whose wife is in my bed, and neither does my wife!

I have lost my appetite when I see you. What about sexual desire?

I hope you like it, hehe. .........