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Complete humorous sentences: You are really creative and have the courage to live.

1, I never write words, but I write interchangeable words! 2, the effect of contraception: if it is not successful, it will become? People? 3. If you love me, put on my wedding dress and strip it off yourself. 4, the face is a thing outside the body, you can do it or not, money is a must, you must have it. Some people are alive, but she is dead. Some people are still alive, and he should have died! 6. Don't think that I am out of reach because I am handsome. Actually, I am a sea of rivers. 7, eat, I want, thin, I want, you can't have your cake and eat it, I went. 8. Before you touch the flowers and twist the grass, it has already been pulled up by others. 9. The lady is an unexplored Bikachu. A gentleman is a wolf in wool. 10, there are so many brain-dead people in the world, but you have become one of the best. 1 1, met a writer's signature: it may look like it, but it may not. I met a GG signature: Give me a girl and I can create a nation. 12, no one has stepped on my head since I turned into shit. 13, I want to puppy love, but it's too late? 14, my god! My clothes have lost weight again. The important task after 15 and 80 is to manufacture 08. 16, people have plenty of backgrounds, but I only have my back ~ ~. 17, gold always shines, but when there is gold everywhere, I don't know which one I am. 18, reminding everyone that it is very important to learn how to repair notebooks! Once upon a time, there was a man who couldn't repair his notebook? Everyone knows what happened afterwards. (Since the Edison Chen incident, I won't say much about the reasons. ) 19, I'm not a fortune teller in the square, so I can't say so much as you like. 20. It's not that the ending of the story is not good enough, but that we are too demanding of the story! 2 1. Yesterday I went to the city to take part in the pigeon-letting competition, and I went alone. 22. What should I do if I meet a snake in the wild? Don't panic, hold up an umbrella with a warm smile and pretend to be Xu Xian. There must be a road ahead of the driveway, and I can't stop it. 24. Mom said: Even if you are jealous, pretend to play soy sauce, and don't let others look down on you. 25. I am a special person. I am an ordinary person, so I am a particularly ordinary person.

26. Life is like a news broadcast, and you can't escape by changing the channel. 27. I once liked her broad mind, but it was just an airport! 28. Because I love you wholeheartedly, I can only give you up mercilessly. 29, really creative, really have the courage to live! No one has stepped on my head since I turned into shit.