Who's funny? Brainstorming is all multiple-choice questions and answers. I hope there are no more than 50 questions. Please. Come on, come on. . . .

1, melons, cucumbers, watermelons and pumpkins can all be eaten, but what melons can't be eaten? Answer: fool

2. There are six steamed buns in the basin, each for six children 1, and there is 1 in the basin. Why? Answer: The last child brought a basin.

Can you turn ice into water as soon as possible? Answer: the word "ice" becomes "water" if two points are removed.

In winter, the baby is afraid of the cold and refuses to take off his hat when he enters the house. But he saw a man take off his hat obediently. Who is that man? Answer: barber

Pharaoh has to shave forty or fifty times a day and still has a beard on his face. What is the reason? Answer: Lao Wang is a barber.

6. There is a word that everyone will pronounce wrong when they see it. What's this word? A: This is the word "wrong"

7. Xiaohua is at home. Who looks like him the most? Answer: the little flower in the mirror

8. What's the use of egg shells? Answer: It is used to wrap egg whites and egg yolks.

9. What is no hard work? Answer: yawn

10, you can do it, I can do it, everyone can do it; One person can do it, but two people can't. What is this for? Answer: dreaming

1 1. What must everyone do seriously every day? Answer: Sleep.

12, people who are always afraid to take a bath answer: clay figurine.

13, Xiao Ming got a model student without studying. Why? Answer: Xiaoming is a deaf-mute student.

14, what car can't move? Answer: windmill

15, which month has 28 days? A: There are 28 days in a month.

16, do you know what is wrong with sleeping in class? Answer: Not as comfortable as bed.

17, what wine can't be drunk? Answer: iodine.

18, which eggs can't be broken, boiled or eaten? Answer: I got "0" in the exam.

19. You don't need to work hard at typing. Answer: doze off

20. It takes six hours from Beijing to Shanghai by train. After three hours of exercise, where should the train be? A: On the tracks.

When did the clock stop working? Answer: The clock doesn't work.

22. You can't buy any books in the bookstore. Answer: suicide note

23. What is the narrowest road? Answer: The way home is very narrow.

24. What can't I eat? Answer: "East-West" direction

25. Why didn't anyone fall off the plane and die? A: The plane is parked on the ground.

26. What are the flowers that bloom all year round? Answer: plastic flowers

27. What English letters do people like to listen to best? Answer: CD

28. Who is sick and never sees a doctor? Answer: the blind.

29. Xiao Ming knows the answer to the test paper. Why does he often see his classmates? Answer: Xiaoming is a teacher.

30. Why don't you knock the eggs with a hammer? Answer: Of course the hammer won't break.

3 1. Who is the boxing champion who is easy to be knocked down? Answer: sleepy head

32. What is unknown? You don't know me? Answer: The sole is broken.

33. A person walks on the beach, but there are no footprints behind him. Why? Answer: He is walking backwards.

34. A truck driver knocked down a motorcyclist. The truck driver was seriously injured, but the motorcyclist was fine. Why? Answer: The truck driver didn't drive at that time.

35. What is the first thing everyone should do when they wake up in the morning? Answer: Open your eyes.

Can you write the scarlet letter with a blue pen? Answer: Why is it difficult to write the word "red"?

37. When the car turns right, which tire does not turn? Answer: spare tire

38. What's the difference between Confucius and Mencius? A: Confucius' son is on the left, and Mencius' son is on the top.

39. Why does Xiao Wang have to learn a text from Grade One to Grade Three? Answer: It's good to learn a lesson every two days from Grade One to Grade Three!

40. How many eggs can a person eat on an empty stomach? Answer: One. Because I ate one, I was not on an empty stomach.

4 1. What did Columbus do immediately after he set foot on the New World? Answer: Step on the other foot.

42. When the caterpillar came home, he said a word to his father, who fainted on the spot. What did the caterpillar say? Answer: The caterpillar said, "I want to buy shoes."

43. The plane fell from the sky. Why is no one hurt? A: They are all dead.

44. What is in the middle of the Pacific Ocean? Answer: it is a flat personality.

What is the smallest island in the world? Answer: the safety island on the road

46. Put a chicken and a goose in the refrigerator at the same time. Why is the chicken dead and the goose not dead? Answer: Penguin.

47. Four people are playing mahjong in a small room (nobody is watching). At this time, the police came and all four people ran away, but the police went into the house and arrested another person. Why? Answer: Four people were playing a man named "Mahjong" in the house, and the police caught him.

48. Who is the king of beasts? Answer: the director of the zoo

49. What can solve all the mysteries? Answer: the answer

50. What kind of person will appear after death? Answer: The people in the movie.

5 1. Who is the person who likes to pry into other people's affairs? Answer: Reporter.

52. Who spoke farthest? Answer: The caller.

53. What has the same production date and expiration date? Answer: Daily newspaper

54. Xiaomi spent the whole night on history textbooks, but the next day her mother scolded her for not studying hard. Why? Answer: She sleeps with a history textbook as a pillow.

Can you cover the sky with leaves? Answer: Just cover your eyes with leaves.

56. A cow, go north10m, then go west10m, then go south10m, turn right and ask where the cow's tail is. Answer: Face the ground.

57. Why do black people like to eat white chocolate? Answer: I'm afraid of biting my hand.

58. Divide 8 in half. What is this? Answer: 0

59. What is the worst thing for people who stutter? A: Make an international call.

60. What makes people laugh and cry? Answer: mask

6 1, how to lose your ID card? Answer: Pick it up.

62. A man is walking on a wooden bridge. A tiger is in front and a bear is behind. How did this man get there? Answer: I fainted.

There are two prisoners in the prison. One night, all the prisoners escaped, but the next day the guards opened the prison door and found another prisoner inside? A: The name of the fugitive is "All"

64. Xiaoming's mother has three sons. Daming is the eldest son, Erming is the second, and what are the names of the third? Answer: Xiao Ming, of course.

65. Why did the cat run away when it saw the mouse? Answer: Run to catch mice.

66. What does an elephant's left ear look like? Answer: Right ear

67. What if the needle falls into the sea? Answer: buy another one.

68. There was a man walking on the beach. Looking back, he couldn't see his footprints. Why? Answer: Because he walks backwards.

69. It takes an hour for a migratory bird to fly from south to north, but it takes two and a half hours to fly from north to south. Why? Answer: Isn't two and a half hours an hour?

70. Who cheats others and cheats himself? Answer: liar

7 1. Mr. Li went to the16th floor for business, only to take the elevator to the14th floor and then take the stairs. Why? Answer: Mr. Li is too short to press the elevator button on 16 floor.

72. A child and an adult are walking in the dark. The child is the son of an adult, but the adult is not the father of the child. Why? Answer: Because they are mother-child relationship.

73. Which word is common all over the world? Answer: Arabic numerals

There is a big and thick book in front of a person. If he wants to cross it, he can't cross it. Do you know why? Answer: Because the book is in the corner.

75. What is the secret of longevity? Answer: Keep breathing and don't die.

76. When did you see the biggest moon? A: When landing on the moon.

77. Who only works one day a year? Answer: Santa Claus

78. What is better to turn a blind eye? Answer: shoot.

79. Why does a newborn child have only one left eye? Answer: People only have one left eye.

80. Which tooth was pulled out at last? Answer: Dentures.

8 1. There is a fire in the room, but Xiao Ming can't open the door. How did he get out later? Answer: Push the door open.

Light light blue is not sick, but she kept her mouth open and closed all night? Answer: She eats melon seeds.

83. What is the best way to cheat? Answer: magician

84. Do you have a two-sided box? Answer: Yes! Internal and external training.

85. If iron is left outdoors, it will rust. What about gold? Answer: it will be stolen.

86. Throw stones with eggs. Why didn't the egg break? Answer: How to break eggs by throwing stones with your left hand?

87. How many words are there in Xinhua Dictionary? Answer: Four.

88. What's the difference between Superman and Batman? Answer: one pair of underwear is worn inside and the other is worn outside.

89. Who has the worst heart? Answer: People with gastroenteritis.

90. The guest sent a basket of strawberries, and Beibei clamored for strawberries. But mom said there were no strawberries at home. Why? A: What the guest gave me was just a painting.

9 1. Grandpa I have never met. What kind of grandfather is he? Answer: God.

92. A father and son went hunting and each got a wild duck, but there were only three in all. Why? Answer: Three grandparents and grandchildren.

93. A patient went to the hospital for a health check-up. Why did the doctor say "leave me alone"? What happened to the patient? Answer: Cross-eyed

94. What is green if you don't eat it, red if you eat it and black if you spit it out? Answer: Watermelon

95. Why does the sun get up earlier than people every day? Answer: because: people sleep later than the sun!

96. A wolf went into the sheepfold and wanted to eat sheep, but why didn't he eat sheep? Answer: because: there are no sheep in the sheepfold!

97. Some sell, some don't buy, and many sell every day. Answer: threshold

98. What is the safest ship? Answer: A boat parked on the beach.

99. There was a flock of sheep on the hillside, and a flock of sheep came. How many sheep are there in a * *? Answer: It's still a regiment!

100, what should I do first to turn my dream into reality? Answer: Get up.