Crosstalk jokes, short and funny

B: That's right.

Your father also likes playing chess.

B: Yes.

Yes, I used to play chess with your father.

B: That's right.

Once we played chess, I had one scholar left and your father had one elephant left. . .

B: So it's not a draw?

A: yes, I am also a chess player, but your father quit and had to keep playing?

B: Ah, how do I get off?

A: Hehe, your father has an idea.

What idea?

Your father said, "Why don't we all cross the river?"

B: I have never heard of it!

A: Then your father's elephant crossed the river, and so did my taxi. Your father regards his elephant as me, and I regard my taxi as your father. . . Your father is like me again, I am like your father, your father is like me, I am like your father, your father is like me, I am your father, your father is like me, I am your father, your father is like me, I am your father, your father is like me, I am your father, your father is like me, I am your father, your father is like me, I am your father, your father is like me, I am your father, your father is like me. . . . . . . . .

B: Fuck you! !