The goddess Gypsy and her hourly worker

Someone commented on the Goddess Gypsy: In an era when everyone is eager to become famous, refusing to become famous is a sign of integrity.

Goddess Zigang is also quite famous on Weibo. Although she is not as famous as those big Vs who easily have millions of fans, she still has nearly 400,000 followers on Weibo after several reincarnations. The fans show its influence.

Goddess Zigang, formerly known as Zhao Qiuyuan, is a writer with extraordinary writing skills. She is good at telling jokes, using humorous language, witty and interesting, insightful and full of wisdom.

I have been following her Weibo for several years. Every day I browse her Weibo and read a few paragraphs. When I see interesting jokes, I laugh secretly, which makes me happy for the day.

Her Weibo content often mentions a part-time worker, and many jokes come from the daily interactions between the two of them. The part-time worker often adds the finishing touch, making people laugh. In my opinion, this image of a part-time worker should be a split second personality of the blogger. Such a collision of completely opposite views comes from one person, and people can’t help but admire her whimsical ideas. Of course, this is really divisive:)

Her jokes generally fall into several categories:

1. Philosopher Hourly Worker

For example:

< p> "I took the hourly worker to a trade fair, thinking that the road was familiar, but I took the wrong route twice. The hourly worker said with emotion: It would be great if there was a Gaode map in life, which can remind you in time: you have deviated from the route, and we have re-planned it for you. Please choose to make a U-turn at the right location. ”

——This is the insight of a part-time worker. You can’t do anything else if you are not a part-time worker:)

2. Smart hourly worker

For example:

"I had severe pain in my cervical spine. I went to the drugstore to buy plasters. They were very expensive. I won’t mention the names. They cost dozens of yuan per piece. I asked the hourly worker to apply them on me, but it was of no use at all. Later. I bought two pieces of 50 yuan analgesic ointment for dampness, and after applying it, the pain was significantly relieved. I asked why the expensive one was not effective but the cheap one was effective. The part-time worker said: They are all effective. ”

———— The world is awake, hourly workers

3. Criticize hourly workers

For example:

“The hourly worker asked me: I will do my best I heard people arguing about the spirit of contract. What exactly is the spirit of contract? I said: Let me give you an example: American host Andy Rooney said that when he was about to pass the intersection, the red light turned on and there were no cars on the road. There were no cars within 1 mile. The second person, and there was no policeman, was fine, but he sat and waited for it to turn green, because this was their contract: not to run the red light. The hourly worker said: Pull him over, who doesn’t know there are cameras?”

< p> ———— The hourly worker made a point, leaving the blogger speechless, haha!

4. Smart hourly worker

For example:

"Yesterday I criticized the hourly worker and said: One of your shortcomings is that you are happy when you get a little advantage and eat a little. It is not good to be upset when you lose. Confucius said that a gentleman is not afraid of misfortune and does not rejoice in good fortune. I went to the market with her just now, and there was a mentally ill man in ragged clothes with an expressionless face sitting on the doorstep. She pulled my arm: Look, there’s a gentleman sitting there!”

——Teach others their own way

5. Interesting hourly workers

< p> For example:

"Tell the hourly worker that what bothers me the most is geometry. Plane geometry, solid geometry, analytic geometry... I will be bored to death! The hourly worker said: I think what bothers you the most is It’s the geometry of life.”

————Hourly worker and blogger, two interesting souls

6. The goddess of insight

“Japan belonged to China back then. A die-hard fan, but not a crazy fan. He has learned a lot about Chinese culture, from architecture to drinking tea, from Go to food...but he has not learned eunuchs, foot binding, stereotyped writing, or smoking. ”

————The independent thinking of the goddess

7. The hourly worker who sees through life

"I told the hourly worker: As the old saying goes, the more friends you have, the easier the road. You said Right? The hourly worker said: As the old saying goes, the order is wrong, but the road is easier and there are more friends.

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———— The daily conversation between the goddess and the hourly worker is very enlightening to read.

Although the jokes are short, they are the crystallization of wisdom. Isn’t it more interesting than those on short video platforms? More, what do you think?