Jokes. Jokes. You have to laugh to death.

One day, the little white rabbit skipped to buy carrots in the street. At this moment, the wolf came over and raised his hand and gave Tutu two big ear stickers, saying, "Shit! I told you not to wear a hat! " Tutu was so wronged that she had to go home and wear a hat.

The next day, the wolf saw Tutu, raised his hand and gave Tutu two posts, saying, "Shit! Let you wear a hat! " Bunny Bunny was unwilling and went to the tiger in tears.

The tiger patted his head and said, "I will help you solve it." Please trust the organization. " Tutu happily went to weed the tiger's yard. At this time, Tutu heard the tiger say to the wolf, "Brother, you embarrassed me ... why don't you tell him to find a piece of meat, and he will find a fat piece. If you say it's awkward, he will find it."

On the third day, the wolf said to Tutu, "Find me a piece of meat!" "

Tutu looked up and asked, "So, do you want to be fat or awkward?"

The wolf froze. In less than 2 seconds, he raised his hand and sent two malicious posts to Tutu, saying, "Holy shit! Let you not wear a hat! "