The English short stories and jokes in the first volume of Grade One are ok, 100 words or so.

Shortly after an old lady from China came back from visiting her daughter in the United States, she went to a city bank to deposit the dollars her daughter gave her. At the bank counter, the clerk carefully checked every bill to see if it was true. This made the old lady impatient.

Finally, she couldn't hold on any longer and said. "Believe me, Sir, believe in money. They are real dollars. They are directly from the United States. "

They were brought directly from America.

An old lady from China came back from visiting her daughter in the United States and went to a city bank to deposit the dollars her daughter gave her. At the bank counter, the bank clerk carefully checked every banknote to see if it was fake.

This made the old woman very impatient. Finally, she couldn't help saying, "Trust me, sir, and please trust these bills, too. These are real dollars, and they are brought directly from the United States. "

(2)

A 747 plane was on its way across the Atlantic when the captain's voice came from the loudspeaker: "Attention, passengers. We lost one engine, but we can definitely use the remaining three to get to London. Unfortunately, we will be one hour late. "

After a while, the passengers heard the captain's voice again. "Guess what, guys. We just lost the third engine, but please rest assured that we can fly with only one engine. We will arrive in London three hours late. "

At this point, a passenger became very angry. "For God's sake," he shouted, "if we lose another engine, we will stay here all night!"

(3) Rain

A little boy and his father were walking in the country when it suddenly rained heavily. They didn't bring an umbrella, and there was no place to hide from the rain, so they were soaked quickly, and the little boy felt unhappy.

For a long time, when they walked home in the rain, the boy kept thinking. Finally, he turned to his father and said to him, "Dad, why is it raining? This is not very good, is it? "

"No, it's not very good, but it's very useful, Tom," his father replied. "Rain makes fruits and vegetables grow for us and grass grow for cattle and sheep."

Tom thought about it for a while, and then he said, "So, Dad, why is it raining on the road?"