A joke about a wife inviting her husband to dinner.

She: "Honey, I want to eat instant noodles." "I'll cook it for you." I don't want to eat our brand. "Then I'll go out and buy it." "After cooking, the room is full of instant noodles, which tastes terrible." "I'll bring it to you when it's ready." "It doesn't taste good when it's cold." "Then let's go out to eat." "It's too cold outside, and I'm too lazy to wear so much downstairs." "What the hell do you want?" "I want to eat instant noodles." Men are driven crazy. ...

Ps: Where can I find such a good husband?