The most popular and super funny homophonic memes on the Internet (selected 59 sentences)

2. If the coal fails to ignite, it turns out to be a fault with the coal.

3. I saw that the dog in the countryside at home was living a happy and carefree life every day, so I asked it "What is the secret to being carefree every day", and it said ''Woof, woof, woof''

4. Even I don’t care, what do you care? Hulunbuir?

5. An old colleague’s signature on Dingding reads “God is a Girl" I asked him why he was so artistic, and he said it was "God is unfair".

6. You don’t even want me, so what do you want, food?

7. A pineapple went to get a haircut. He sat there for a long time and the barber never gave him a haircut, so he said: "Please take care of me" (angrily coaxing the subject's eyes)

8. The little rabbit planted a fruit tree in the spring. When she went to see it in the fall, she muttered that there was no fruit.

9. Do you know why Doraemon has no neck? Because the blue neck has mud.

10. When Yang Guo was poisoned, Ouyang Feng detoxified him and said to Xiao Longnu: Don’t look at me just suppressing the itch. Xiao Longnu received: Green... the green grass also becomes more fragrant for me?

11. "Have you seen my crape myrtle?" "Isn't your mouth right on your face?"

12. If you don't even reply to my messages, then why don't you reply? What twice-cooked pork?

13. The child asked his mother why the flame of the candle could not stop for a while. The mother said it was because it was a small spiritual fire

14. The animal that should not be messed with is Orangutan, because he beats the chest.

15. Once upon a time, there was a little duck. It was very short and was called a mud duck. A duck in the class came up and said: What a short mud duck.

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17. It is normal not to reply to messages. Have you ever seen a beautiful woman who is not busy?

18. You didn’t stay up all night, so what did you stay up for? Will Ollie give it to you?

19. m and n fought, and m finally admitted his mistake because m was sorry.

20. I know three kinds of berries: strawberry, cranberry, missed me berry. Which one do you like? The most popular and super funny homophonic meme on the Internet (Part 2)

21. I saw the goddess online at night, and I sent her a message: Are you there? Ten minutes later, the goddess replied: Yes, something happened.

22. Doraemon has no neck because he cares about hygiene, because his blue neck has mud.

23. This is a pencil. This is a pen. You are my baby.

24. In the zoo, a tiger turned a lion green. The lion was very angry and the tiger felt innocent. When the keeper asked, he found out that the tiger had a lawyer's license.

25. I am a condensed milk bun and I lost my temper today.

26. If you don’t even coax me, then why are you coaxing? Hong Shixian?

27. It rained heavily today. My friend asked me if I wanted an umbrella. I said No umbrella, no umbrella. Did you hear me? Don’t scatter. Don’t scatter.

28. Tell those who used to look down on me that I own a house, not rent it, but just opened it in Kings Canyon, okay?

29. Just now, I met a foreigner who spoke very fluent English. I asked him whether he spoke English or American, and he said he wanted to go out and watch electronic music!

30. If you want pumpkin almond dew, don’t want melon, don’t want apricot, don’t want dew, but want Nanren.

31. I went to buy oysters. On the way home, all the oysters jumped out of the bag and got into the mud. It turns out that this is called oysters like mud.

32. You said that girls with apple-shaped muscles smile naturally. Do girls with Android phones have awkward smiles?

33. Even I don’t want it, so what do you think of Chanel? ?

34. I found an island today that will make you fascinated.

35. Asu and Asu were together for a day. When eating, Asu acted like a spoiled child: Sususususususu feeds Susu.

36. What song was Yugong singing when he moved the mountains? Moving mountains, shining brightly.

37. One day, the little bear was washing clothes, but there was an area that couldn’t be cleaned no matter how hard he washed it. Mother Bear said, “Rub it carefully.” The little bear’s eyes turned red and he said, “Rub it, rub it, rub it.”

38. Do you know how much a star weighs? Eight grams because of Starbucks.

39. Candle: Mom, why does our flame jump one after another? Candle Mom: Silly child, because we are small spiritual fires!

40. Question: Do you really want to lose weight after eating so much every day? Answer: Enjoy it! The most popular and super funny homophonic meme on the Internet (Part 3)

41. Conan has always spoiled Xiaolan, and he is really a master at spoiling her.

42. The child’s chocolate melted and fell to the ground. The child said it looked like mud, like mud. Did you hear that? I miss you so much.

43. Guoba and Niba are good friends. One day Niba went to Guoba’s house to play. Guoba asked who are you. Who are you? Niba said I am Niba. I am Niba. Did you hear that? I am your father.

44. The mother sparrow heard the little sparrow: "What hairstyle do you want to have today, baby?" The little sparrow said: "Chirp~"

45. One day the little bear planted a strawberry. And Mango, when he noticed that the strawberries were growing very slowly, the little bear said: "Berry, you can't do it, Berry, you can't do it, did you hear that? I can't do it without you."

46. If you don’t even take me, then what are you going to take? The sword from above?

47. When you are touched by a scene, you can use two words, touch by life.

48. Embarrassing, I wore a mask and hat to buy late-night snacks, but I was still recognized: What should a beautiful woman eat?

49. “I have a surprising job. "What?" "Digging lotus root."

50. The WeChat group of Little Rabbit and Little Bear was disbanded. Little Bear had a private chat and Little Rabbit said, "Don't create it again. Did you hear it? Don't say goodbye..." >

51. It’s 37 degrees today and it’s very hot. I bought two ice cream sticks and we each took one to relieve the heat. Did you hear that we’re done?

52. No one understands you, is it aggrieved? Do you think anyone understood the math problem? Is it aggrieved?

53. A boy ate his classmate, it was just right. Classmate boy.

54. We are all hamburgers. Why are you all fools? I am the baby.

55. The little bear had a flower, but the flower withered. The little bear said sadly: Don’t let the flower wither. Did you hear that? Don't cry.

56. The most annoying thing is when people ask me how much my salary is. There are many ways to humiliate me. Why did you choose this one?

57. The doctor prescribed pills for me. I dropped them to the ground and kept ringing. When I looked carefully, I found that they were pills that made a lot of noise.

58. Do you know why the sea is blue? Because the fish in the sea are blowing bubbles "Blue blue blue".

59. I told the wind that the wind was blowing from the west, and the wind pouted and said, "You are like a watermelon."