The joke about drinking is great.

The joke about drinking is great. In real life, many people like to drink, and our country's wine culture is also very particular. The jokes about drinking are very interesting and funny. Let's look at jokes about drinking and related content.

Drinking jokes are definitely the five stages of 1 wine.

Virgin stage, prevention, persistence.

Young woman stage, half-pushing.

In the prime of life, everything is not enough.

Widow stage, I will fight with you.

Old lady stage, no, you can still fool.

Drink five languages

Bold words, wine makes courage.

Sweet talk, persuade friends to drink more.

Nonsense, no depth of thought.

No words, dream.

Talk to yourself, wake up and regret it.

Five steps to drinking.

When pouring wine, it drizzles gently.

When persuading wine, sweet talk.

When drinking, say something bold.

Drink too much and talk nonsense.

Finally, it rained cats and dogs.

If you want to get drunk, leave the wine in your stomach.

If you are afraid of getting drunk, add water to the wine.

Really drunk, dare to drink dichlorvos.

Drunk and sleeping under the table.

Pretend to be drunk and don't want to tip.

I will have a drink or two, so my friends are generous enough!

If you can drink two, two, five, and two, comrades need to train!

I will drink half a catty and one catty, so my buddy is the most considerate!

Will drink a catty a barrel, consider promoting to vice president!

You can drink a bucket and an altar, and the director of the winery will let you be it!

Deep feelings, a stuffy.

Feelings are shallow, lick it.

Strong feelings, not enough to drink.

Feelings are too weak to drink.

Feelings are iron, so you can't help drinking.

Lady's persuasion

Excited heart, trembling hands.

I propose a toast to the leader.

I hope I'm not ugly,

I'll leave after drinking this cup.

Men's persuasion

The east wind blows, the drums ring,

Who's afraid of drinking today!

I'd rather have a hole in my stomach,

Don't let the relationship break up.

One, two, two, two mouthwashes.

Three, two, four, two have not drunk enough.

Five, two, six, two souls.

Seven, two, eight, two are still shouting.

92 1 hold the wall with gold.

I'm not going anywhere.

Two catties makes a dead dog.

Drink revolutionary wine every day, willing to contribute to the cause, personal future is the most precious!

After drinking, the body is exhausted and decadent, and the memory response is greatly reduced. When I start working, I will doze off.

The opinions of the masses are all against it. Overtime allowance is still subject to tax, and the unit lacks funds every month.

Children can learn by themselves, and the wife sleeps and cries alone, and has nothing to do to sleep.

When the masses complained to the Commission for Discipline Inspection, the secretary heard a wave of his hand, and it was wrong to drink or not!

When the masses report to NPC, the director of NPC will have a drink, and the budget is already ready!

When the masses complained to the Women's Federation, the women's director hit her back. My family is drunk every day!

The masses complained to the municipal party Committee, and the secretary bluntly expanded domestic demand by consumption!

The prosperity of the country depends on our generation, the harmony of society depends on blending, and a memorial service will be held after drinking to death!

Can't drink, no future.

It's hard to be a leader just by drinking drinks.

It's too early to get promoted after drinking and running away.

If you drink it, you will fall down, and your job will be hard to protect.

If you drink well, you must be a secretary.

Drink nine taels at a time and concentrate on training.

Drinking too little for a long time makes it hard to find talents.

Take the lead in drinking, future leaders.

Going out, the wine field is unbearable.

My wife told me to drink less and eat more.

If you can't reach the food, stand up.

Don't drink if you win, cheat if you lose.

Eat leftovers and pack them back.

Stay half awake and half drunk, and I will meet you in your dream.

Make new friends, don't forget old friends, let's have a drink together.

Only 1000 glasses of wine. Drink as much as you can. Run if you can't.

It doesn't rain in the sky, but it's dry underground. Does replacing wine with tea count? It's a pity to drink so much.

The joke of drinking is definitely twice. I am so thirsty that I want to swallow the sea and want to go to heaven several times!

Wine makes people brave and removes makeup.

You swallowed ecstasy, but you told the truth.

The heart is cold, and it will be hot after drinking.

When I can't sleep, I fall asleep after drinking.

When I carried it hard, I cried as soon as I drank it

..... Today's wine, today's drunk, don't live so tired, good or bad, today's mood is not bad.

Without wine, people can't walk in society. ..... People floating in the society, how can we not drink too much. ..... men don't drink, don't walk the society. ..... Brothers don't drink and can't make friends. ..... Wine is the essence of food, and the more you drink, the younger you get.

..... Good feelings, can't drink. Shallow feelings are even worse. ..... feel strong, drink enough, feel pure, drink to death. ..... emotional iron, drinking without rest. ..... as long as there is love, drink anything.

It's raining on the ground in ....................................................................................................................................................................................... ... Does it count to use tea instead of wine? This way of drinking is not dry.

..... have a drink or two, such a friend is really rough! ..... nothing to drink three or five cups, such colleagues praise! ..... Drink a catty of a bottle, so that the elder brothers are most at ease! ..... Drink a bucket and a jar, and the brewing director will let you be it!

..... this thing, wine, ... is like water in a bottle ... It's haunted when you drink it ... You spill your tongue when you talk, ... You still have legs when you walk, ... You have to find water to drink in the middle of the night after you get drunk, ... You'll regret it when you get up in the morning, and ... It's still beautiful to raise a glass later.

..... If you are not drunk, you will regret it all your life ... If you are drunk, you will regret it all your life! ..... slightly drunk, half blooming.

Dedicated to those of you who often fight for family, career and business at the wine table, not for health!

..... touching heart and trembling hands. ..... raise a glass to the leader. I hope leaders don't think I'm ugly. ..... I'll leave after the leader drinks.

..... When pouring the bottle, the thief whispered. ..... when drinking, sweet talk. ..... When drinking, birds are singing and flowers are fragrant. Drunk and rambling. ..... Drink to the back, no longer make any noise, and be silent at this time. ..... When you want to drink, put the wine down. ..... afraid to drink, white water inside. ..... when you are really drunk, you are not afraid of anything. ..... I like to sleep under the table when I'm drunk. ..... when pretending to be drunk, don't tip others.

The joke of drinking is definitely 3, the most classic humor, and drinking jingles.

As long as the feelings are good, no matter how much you drink; As long as the feelings are deep, the fake is also serious; As long as there is affection, everything is wine.

How can I say love? It's full of wine, cup after cup, and I will never let it go until I die.

If you want to get drunk, leave the wine in your stomach; Fear of drunkenness, white water poured in; Really drunk, dare to drink dichlorvos; Drunk, sleeping under the table; Pretend to be drunk and forget to tip.

Wine is a delicious food, and the more you drink, the younger you are; Wine is Yangtze River water, the more you drink, the more beautiful it is. Wine is dichlorvos. You are not drunk, and I am not drunk. Who will sleep on such a wide road?

Lover's tears, one drop is drunk; Affectionate heart, a rub on the broken; There is no right or wrong between gratitude and resentment. Who can guess right? Whoever drinks this cup of love will be drunk.

Drink today, get drunk today, don't live too tired; All the good things are over, and all the bad things are over. I just want to be in a better mood.

Extended data

The jingle originates from life and is most commonly used by vendors. The quality of the goods sold has a lot to do with fluency. Proper use of jingles can even achieve the purpose of clearing the field and selling goods.

What is "Jingle"? According to the Modern Chinese Dictionary, it refers to "a popular spoken Chinese rhyme with irregular sentences and pure spoken language, which is very convenient to read." I think it may be more appropriate to call this popular language phenomenon "folk songs".

Nowadays, these "jingles" mainly reflect many bad phenomena in satirical society, which are mostly related to current events and have a distinct tendency in the sense of praise and criticism, which accords with the definition of "folk songs".