Those jokes about driving test?

Many people have the experience of driving test. Although they haven't been in driving school for a long time, whether they are learning to drive or taking a driver's license, they will always encounter some funny things that make people laugh and cry. Come and have a look!

1, it took my mother three years to get her driver's license. She is the kind of second-degree illness with bursting self-confidence but panicking when something happens ... As soon as she touches the car, the car rushes faster and faster because of nervousness ... The fast snake-shaped car crashes into the container warehouse in the corner of the driver's license in the roar of the coach ... I'm afraid her coach will never. My uncle is from the police station. He met the coach and my mother in the police car and got off to chat. My mother took advantage of the fact that the two of them were unprepared for the police car and drove away ... This car was followed by my uncle and coach, who were fascinated by it ... Finally, because the car stalled in the middle of the road, several cars around it were forced together ... Fortunately, there were not many cars in the driving school. My uncle yelled at her, and she said with a grievance that I don't even know how the car rushed out ... The coach was saddened: I beg you, sister, don't say I taught you when you go out!

2. When taking the driver's license test, one day at noon, all the students in the car ordered food together. As a result, too much wine was put in the roast duck to deodorize it. As soon as the lid was opened, the coach refused to eat. It was too hot and there was no refrigerator, so he had to feed it to the dog. A buddy in the same car had a good eye for one of them, rhubarb dog, so he took rice and duck, surrounded the dogs and fed them piece by piece. After that meal, the coach barked at our car, and the chain immediately sounded. The coach could only teach us to drive with a happy face.

3. There was a senior who was born with no talent for driving. He stumbled all the way and finally got the fourth road test in his life. I don't know now. Anyway, we were infrared examiners. He sat in the driver's seat trembling, everything was ready, but he didn't shift gears. He just kept slamming on the gas pedal, and he began to panic. He kept muttering about whether the car was broken down while repeating useless actions like ants on hot bricks. The examiner really couldn't stand it because there was surveillance video on the car. I especially remember the examiner's eyes turned to the back of his head.

4. There was a field practice. On the outer ring road, big trucks on both sides roared past! Once uphill, I slipped the car, and the coach asked me faintly: Are you afraid? I smiled so sweetly that I replied: I am not afraid of having a coach to accompany you! The coach roared: You are not afraid of me! I'm not married! !

The driving school had no money to repair the site, so it rented a dam in front of the abandoned village Committee meeting room for us to practice driving. Because it is summer, farmers nearby are drying millet in the dam, so the first thing we do when we arrive at the construction site every day is to put the millet away and spread it out at the end of each day ... For three years, I have had a good tan, but my driving skills are still poor.

6, my last road test, when it was my turn, because I was too nervous, I read it as "dog officer" when I applied for the exam ... He gave me a cold look. Well, you can go back!

7. When I took the driver's license test, I was taught by a middle-aged male coach. I was in a hurry to learn to shift gears. When the coach asked me to shift gears, I stared at the road and dared not move. My right hand groped beside the seat, and then I heard the coach whisper, What are you touching my leg with your hand … The students in the back row all laughed wildly, which was embarrassing!