Did you ever make a joke because of your dialect in college?

The students in the university are all from all corners of the country, each with its own dialect. If you can speak fluent Mandarin in college, is there such a person? If there is such a person, he must live in the city, because people living in rural areas have no chance to speak Mandarin, and they all speak dialects. So because there are really too many jokes in dialects.

In some places in the south, there is no difference between being stupid and being stupid. Once I cooked fish with my classmates, and my classmates said, hey! Aunt, this aunt is really cute. If there is no fish in the basin and he talks to the basin, we will never think that he is talking about fish. From then on, the students shouted at Xiaoyu and Aunt in front of this classmate.

Others were washed to death. I died today, and the other party said, if you die later, I will die first. All right, you die first, and then I die. I don't see two people holding washbasins. I think they committed suicide. What tragic noodle soup! Both of them are dead.

The accident of shoes and children happened to southerners, because the south read shoes as children. Say: classmate, you stepped on my child. This classmate is very strange. You're not married. Where are the children?

Presumably, students in normal colleges can change their local dialects faster, because they have to take the Putonghua test and the Putonghua proficiency test certificate, so they should make more efforts in this respect. Actually speaking accurate Mandarin is not that difficult, as long as you have a pair of headphones and a mobile phone with recording function. Take a magazine or newspaper and read an article on it every day and read it again and again. After a long time, Mandarin will become very standard unconsciously.